daze

ask me about bugs

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

seeing the way mandani moves reiterates just how fucking intentionally useless all of our other elected officials have been

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

when the tl randomly shows me two people I don’t know fighting (I’m nosey)

[⊹˙elizabeta꧂ @elizadimitria]

this is just like me leaving my strands of hair everywhere

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

if you get hungry late enough you start seeing shit on door dash no one has seen before

[lii @wwv0ujv]

I wanna get drunk and makeout

[kat @seafairyservant]

Was trying to order a turkey bacon club but asked for a “turken bakey club”

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

lol she literally do not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

If generative AI went away today, the only thing that would change for me is that the user experience on a bunch of platforms I use would get insanely better.

[Jerome Adams @JeromeAdamsMD]

Can’t eat salads (explosive diarrhea). Eggs are risky and now jalapeños too (salmonella). Beef is under threat from screwworm.

RFK has spent months lecturing us to “eat real food…” yet under his watch & cuts, real food keeps disappearing due to uncontrolled outbreaks. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Majorian @majoriansmusing]

When the beefy 5 layer burrito was introduced at Taco Bell in 2009 it was .89 cents. It is now 5 dollars. Even adjusting for inflation it should only be about $1.39.

But nah foods not more expensive don't worry guys!

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

the "hear me out" crowd is about to have the best time of our lives

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

Me looking for a fuck to give when a man says “abortion is murder”

[bunny @fadedbunny]

5 seconds into seeing my homegirl and my life is fixed #thepoweroffriendship

[daily meow @cutestuffokily]

That one friend who constantly sends cat stuff

[Miilato @miiilato]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”
the twenties:

[RAY ALLEN @G5_AR]

& why when you tryna find pictures from the message thread by going to the “photos” tab only some or none of the pics show up?

[coochie scout @shifushiguro]

Yall want USPS gone but when yall old ass grandparents that live in butt fuck middle of nowhere can’t get they medicine then it’ll be a problem eh? When mimi die it’s gonna be real sad won’t it?