Daisy

1312 🖤 they/he/she whatever :)

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Why can I never be just like a normal amount of sick? Why is it that whenever I’m sick, it’s like Victorian era plague type of sick?

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Crying bc I’ve been insanely sick since Sunday and all I want to do is sleep but I can’t bc I’m in so much pain and my head hurts bc I keep crying but I also can’t stop crying SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

What’s to stop me from sending in terrible audition tapes to anywhere that is doing open casting? Nothing, there is nothing stopping me

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

I’m on a lesbian dating app called Her and my dream is to get a bunch of lesbians together for one big group date where we all do an escape room

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

The concept of humor is so cute to me. Humans are so adorable. You mean to tell me that you’re making a joke to make your friend laugh? And then you laugh together? BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LAUGH TOGETHER??? 😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷 HUMANS ARE SO CUTE

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Are there lesbian bars in Vegas that I’m just not aware of? I’m so tired of everything “queer” being catered to gay men. Like I love ya’ll, but I’m trying to make more queer women friends, where are our spaces? 😭

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

I have full body shakes from being so anxious about flying tomorrow 😭😭😭

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Did gas suddenly just become $5 and more per gallon here?? I feel like just last week I was able to find gas for like $3.98 to $4.50 but now every gas station around me is like $5.70 ???

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

I frequently wonder if men’s pants are so saggy on the butt bc they wanna hide their frog butts. It’s okay to have a frog butt, men. You are Kenough

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Every month I have a period and every month I am still surprised at how fucking bad it hurts. I like genuinely cannot even breathe holy fucking shit this sucks so bad

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Queer yearning is a different kind of crazy bc why am I STILL thinking about the one night stand that I had with a masc woman from my freshman year of college???

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

It is CRAZY to me that on a lesbian dating app, some women have degrading bios about women. I just saw a bio that said “some of you ladies still on here because you think you’re high value” girl WUT? Even in wlw we cannot escape misogyny 💀

[clementine @luvrgrl06]

i HATE bitches who have no whimsy and think everything is cringe

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

I know somewhere out there, there is a youth pastor just waiting to somehow fit Heated Rivalry into their next sermon about “struggling with homosexuality”

[Daisy @daisylu_2]

Seals are kinda onto something with patting their tummies. I have a terrible stomach ache and patting like a seal is so helpful

[lianlian 🦢 @peerl3sspeaches]

men do not love women the way lesbians do