dogflower4

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Impossible to Google anything anymore.

[💊 @catboyseider]

I love living in Michigan but one thing I think we’re missing here is more road closures. There’s so many times when I’m driving and I think to myself “you know what, I really wish two of these lanes were closed for no reason for an undisclosed amount of time.”

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

dan campbell on 4th down

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Meat Widget:
Chip n’ Dale (aka Ryan from #Survivor49 ) or Jason who just got eliminated from #99ToBeat

Synonyms: juice head (#Jerseyshore ), meat head-but weirder… idk, he doesn’t agree w/ any existing words, that’s why he makes new ones… #weneedstudied

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Honey & I are all about “data & analyses”. We yell it like Lemongrab’s “unacceptable conditions” before & after announcing or information to start or contribute to discussion. This expedites sharing key points & transitioning topics easier!

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Example:
fart- a release of smelly air that sometimes has sound but also could be silent.

His word choices: Alabama barking spider

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

There will be a lot of tweets about season 49 of #survivor from yako satellite, but top moment that will be an AMAZING gif from first 15 min is Jake high steppin outta the jungle like a cartoon character.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Ask me about Europe in summer- I’d love to talk about it.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump to the UN: "Europe loses more than 175,000 to heat deaths every year because the costs are so expensive you can't turn on an air conditioner. What is that all about? That's not Europe. That's not the Europe that I love and know. All in the name of pretending to stop the global warming hoax."

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

When the escalator came to a sudden halt, Secret Service just looked around hoping someone would fix the problem.

That wasn’t supposed to happen and it turned Trump into a stationary target. Why did they not cover and evacuate him immediately?

[Hayden Reel @Hayden_Reel]

Dan Campbell on 4th and 12 from his own 30

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

I have made great strides with my friends & family about the undeniable reality of the broad spectrum that exists about us humans. It isn’t new or novel… nor is this the outcome of medical-neglect induced by government. It’s a gift & , if understood, a super power when embraced.

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful…

[dogflower4 @daisylynnflower]

At least the non-existent evidence of acetaminophen isn’t physically noticeable as thalidomide.