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J N H 💙💙💙

[Edd 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @E7P__]

I was assaulted multiple times by PC Richard Mannox 20261 of @WMPolice . I instinctively acted in self defence when he started a punch and I was charged with assaulting him. Here are some of the things he said. I would appreciate any RTs in order for his antics to be exposed

[sheldonb14.bsky.social @SheldonB14]

A beef madras, prawn vindaloo, two garlic naans and a large portion of Armed Response Unit for flat 3.

#24hoursinpolicecustody

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Is there anything in the world more annoying than Alisha Dixon?

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10 mins into the new Top Boy an I’ve already told Jack to say less

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Sooo at home with the fury’s is just showing us all that Tyson is a huge selfish dick who really doesn’t respect his wife at alllllll and resents having kids🌚

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Need to do my tax return with aboslute 0 time to do so, no receipts from the last year and a quickbooks app I haven’t opened in 6 months 🥲

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Day 2 of the holidays and I’ve already lost the plot with the kids 🤦🏽‍♀️

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The dominos app telling you the last time you ordered is just uncalled for

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My current text reply rate is 3-5 business days and I’m not even sorry

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Realising you gotta do your tax return but kept exactly 0 receipts from the last year and haven’t kept track of ANYTHING at all 😂 lord help me

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Everything about series 5 of breaking bad is so infuriating - Walters such a knob

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Jack just asked me to put the kettle on whilst he did the school run and I screamed ‘I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE!’ then cried and that is the epitome of being 3 days overdue

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This is the kinda thing Jack would say and not understand why I’m crying 😂

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids.

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Flitting between ‘I can’t wait to have this baby’ and being physically petrified to do labour again 🥴

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Every single pitch ‘it just doesn’t excite me much’ well what does pls Steven? Christ #dragonsden

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Wowzers.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨BREAKING: Nashville Police release bodycam footage showing officers neutralizing trans shooter of Christian school

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I cannot wait to fit into normal jeans again 😭

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Can’t wait until Hendrix has to stand up and talk about a book he’s barely read because he just wanted to dress up as a monkey 😂🤦🏽‍♀️ #worldbookday

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It’s ALWAYS the blue on on dog squad I’m so bored of it

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So excited to fit into normal clothes again. I’ve worn the same leggings/baggy sweater combo for so many months 😭