Daisy Progosh

Is Twitter still a thing? Or is just the TikTak? Idk, I only have enough storage on my phone for work/school apps anyways lol

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@_rafaelkhan_ THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING DUDE!!! Who are these fucking peopleeee 😂😂

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Fridge organization vids are fun in theory. Until ppl start neatly stacking Lunchables and cans of Diet Pepsi... all that money/free time and you're not gonna live past 65 bro.

As if the paramedics are gonna be like "sucks about the coronary but the fridge was STUNNING" 🙃

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I have suuuuch a crush on Dua Lipa

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I’m watching Bad Moms right now and it’s sooo stupid but simultaneously I’m thoroughly enjoying it?!? 😳🤔

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Also, I forgot Twitter existed completely for my last three phones lol

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@taylorswift13 Death By 1000 Cuts? Really? You didn’t think anyone would notice the only good part/hook is a rip off of @alliex ...🙄😤 #gimmeabreak

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

Watching The Incredibles at age 11: damn Mrs. Incredible is thick

Watching The Incredibles at age 25: damn Mrs. Incredible is thick. Also I have depression now

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

If Lizzie McGuire was on Drag Race

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh 😂😂😂 https://t.co/iHOd9R8s7s

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Wounded in a knife fight*

Attacker: Any last words?

Me: ...(whispers)
Rrrrra-ka-ta-ti-ti-ta-ta
Yeah, I'm pussy, bitch!
Ooh-la-la-la-la-la-la
C'est bon, c'est bon
Do-go-choco-la-ta-la
You can take my snatch
Drag it up, will it up
Give me more, bring it to the ball!
Hahahahaaa!

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"I guess I'll just VOICE call her then..." - @JLaav after her FaceTime didn't work 😂😂😂 I'm dead

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Update: they're friends? Just veeeeeery formal. I don't know, it's weird man

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Unclear whether the two woman beside me are friends, or if they're in a job interview right now... 🙃

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@Wongerr NOOOOOOOO!

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I just used predictive text to finish my epitaph and I'm actually fucking dead 😂😂😂 : "Here lies Daisy Progosh. She is a modal window and a half hour late"

[natasha 🍎🏒 is seeing dnp!! @joenickys]

Retweet if you’re an adult who uses the library https://t.co/aGXhiz609K

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@michellebranch Loooool everyone read that one article circulating on Facebook and wants to pass it off as their own critical thinking 😂😂

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Mother Mother on the streetcar is saving my energy levels 👌