And when we were home and he was like wait how did you call me- he had to run out and pick her up. With her weird puppets. Tragic "forgot the kid bc of weird rehearsal times" case in the making. She was forgotten a total of like 6 times
Once my sister got dropped off to the lunch restaurant like 30 mins after my family left thinking we were still there, and she had 2 mid sized puppets with her. She was 16 and had no clue wtf to do. She had to borrow the phone at Applebees to call dad
Forever thinking about Nog in that ep where he gets Sisko's sponsorship for the academy. The way he says "my father" going from such vitriol to such desperate pride (good ferengi vs genius hands) . FUCK I love nog
When my dad first heard take me to church he said "I don't know anything about his Hozier fella, but he sounds young and I hope he finds what he's looking for"
Got the hook up!! The lady at Braum's across from my gas station who comes in for coffee before her shift daily, just gave me 2 bonus strips in my chicken strip meal. I'm eating like a king for $6 rn
Lifelong non-suicidal people will see something like this and think “That’s horrible! How dare you say something so insensitive!” meanwhile people who have experienced long-term suicidal urges will be like “Haha yeah that’d do it”
i get so sad whenever i think about a player being traded like do you think they stay in the team groupchat for a bit or are they just immediately kicked out. and when are they added to their new teams groupchat
Unfortunately you ARE going to have to defend that nasty icky degenerate porn you don't like if you don't want to live in a world with digital IDs, sorry!!! The time for arguing over what porn is "morally" good/bad is done. The govt is trying to surveill everyone. Get w the game!
I want the guy who looks at me like he didn't know what smiling was before we met. (In dream. I promise my partner IRL smiled before we met)
And even in my dreams, I chose him over a celebrity lol. That's love
I had a dream last night that Jacob Wysocki and my current partner both asked me out on the same day and I had to let Jacob Wysocki down gently bc he'd assumed I'd say yes and made plans to let me meet his mom that weekend
And also in my dream everyone around us was like "oh yeah those massive nerds Hayden and Jacob are gonna end up together for sure. They're a match made of losers" and I was like. I don't want this.