tobey or not to be-

hayden | he/they | 30 | queer and puns and singing my thoughts

[Yaffa the Lesbian Witch🖖 @archaicf0ssil]

These being two of the most beautiful scenes of love and acceptance

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

Including details about flip phones in fics from 2012🙏🙏

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

"this simple feeling" it's me about my love for star trek

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

the more i watch the stronger this feeling gets, i love them

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

And when we were home and he was like wait how did you call me- he had to run out and pick her up. With her weird puppets. Tragic "forgot the kid bc of weird rehearsal times" case in the making. She was forgotten a total of like 6 times

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

Once my sister got dropped off to the lunch restaurant like 30 mins after my family left thinking we were still there, and she had 2 mid sized puppets with her. She was 16 and had no clue wtf to do. She had to borrow the phone at Applebees to call dad

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

Forever thinking about Nog in that ep where he gets Sisko's sponsorship for the academy. The way he says "my father" going from such vitriol to such desperate pride (good ferengi vs genius hands) . FUCK I love nog

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

When my dad first heard take me to church he said "I don't know anything about his Hozier fella, but he sounds young and I hope he finds what he's looking for"

[ellie 🍰 @ryanfinalboy]

"take me to church is about god not gay men stop using it in leviticus edits!!!!"

the music video in question:

[Hooper @hooperblender]

she’ll be de powered and a background character or maybe she’ll throw herself off a cliff

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

The justice league thinking the captain is 12 years young vs the captain saying he's 12 years old. What a miscommunication

[🌲✈GFFan🇨🇦💫 @forever_gf618]

😔

https://t.co/jn9IZGF7Un

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

Got the hook up!! The lady at Braum's across from my gas station who comes in for coffee before her shift daily, just gave me 2 bonus strips in my chicken strip meal. I'm eating like a king for $6 rn

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

Bf going to the KC world cup match today and I told a resident at my job that, and he asked if my partner is European. Bruh. Not even close lmao

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

@giamattihead Truly the only way I'd turn up for it

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Lifelong non-suicidal people will see something like this and think “That’s horrible! How dare you say something so insensitive!” meanwhile people who have experienced long-term suicidal urges will be like “Haha yeah that’d do it”

[milo 🍎 @redapplecrisp]

i get so sad whenever i think about a player being traded like do you think they stay in the team groupchat for a bit or are they just immediately kicked out. and when are they added to their new teams groupchat

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Unfortunately you ARE going to have to defend that nasty icky degenerate porn you don't like if you don't want to live in a world with digital IDs, sorry!!! The time for arguing over what porn is "morally" good/bad is done. The govt is trying to surveill everyone. Get w the game!

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

I want the guy who looks at me like he didn't know what smiling was before we met. (In dream. I promise my partner IRL smiled before we met)

And even in my dreams, I chose him over a celebrity lol. That's love

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

I had a dream last night that Jacob Wysocki and my current partner both asked me out on the same day and I had to let Jacob Wysocki down gently bc he'd assumed I'd say yes and made plans to let me meet his mom that weekend

[tobey or not to be- @daizedandrew]

And also in my dream everyone around us was like "oh yeah those massive nerds Hayden and Jacob are gonna end up together for sure. They're a match made of losers" and I was like. I don't want this.