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[G @Gideoomatic]

This is diabolical how do you even manage to do that???? https://t.co/sXVan85dFY

[𝘼𝙓𝙊 @bil_cipher]

me on dates w lucia while my irl relationship falls apart

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ BREAKING: Ayyoub Bouaddi to Manchester City, here we go! Deal agreed club to club.

Fee to reach €100m package with add-ons, as @FabriceHawkins reports. Green light from Lille to the sale.

Bouaddi agreed terms with City in July and now set to join #MCFC project.

[L @Iewdawg]

accepted arsenal title GW1

[𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. @MidnightEffect_]

how teachers feel after they win an argument against a tired, malnourished 15 year old at 8 in the morning

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

🚌

[Rato 🪐 @Rato___Zondi]

He couldn’t even outscore Haaland who played for Norway. He’s not making the podium.

[niigato @niigato_]

harry kane whenever you ask him to play in a game that ends in final

[7👤 @Utddoja]

Harry Kane btw will never be that Tier 1 striker you guys claim he is, shrinks on the biggest stage every time

Shrunk on the CL final
Shrunk vs France in 2022
shrunk vs Argentina 2026

HE IS A BITCH MADE STRIKER

[Yakob @yakobper90]

You know what makes that Kane display even more pathetic? The fact both Argentinian centre backs were on a yellow card. Instead of playing upfront and giving them a headache, he decided to hide in a congested midfield area like the little pussy he is. Absolute disgrace of a man.

[Sam @_lufcsam]

Harry Kane in big games:

Argentina - Anonymous
Norway - Anonymous
Mexico - Anonymous. Covered up with a penalty
Spain - Anonymous
Holland - Anonymous. Saved by Watkins
Switzerland - Anomymous
France - Let us down
Italy - Anonymous
Croatia - Let us down

Hope this helps👍🏼

[A Man of Experience and Wisdom @luvvmychoppa]

Harry Kane registered 0 shots on target against Argentina in 2026, Spain in 2024, Italy in 2021, and Croatia in 2018.

Scored a brace against Congo though so he's the best striker of all time

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Regardless of the result I got Kane slander loading

[Jake. @YedIin]

Harry I’m sorry bro, you’re just not really that guy

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

I genuinely hate everything about how ye approaches the game

[❄️😶‍🌫️ @User7460589]

I want an apology from everyon who’s called me an idiot for not defending Kane.

I’m in my twenties and watched him since I was 9, never seen him turn up once in any game that’s ever mattered.

There’s always an excuse tho “he’s not fit” “he’s misprofiled”. Common denominator

[Tyler Loop from 52 yards...wide right @sthsthburner]

541 with fucking Harry Kane at the tip of the spear might be the most ridiculous thing a coach has ever done, you would've had more luck throwing Oli Giroud up there

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Harry Kane ballon dor apparently. One of the worst performances when England needed him once again

[zt @ZTlowkey]

Kane for 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in major tournaments:

2016 Euros - 0 goals in 3 starts (KO’d by 🇮🇸)
2018 WC - 🇭🇷 howler display
2020 Euros - All Sterling + ghost sesh vs 🇮🇹
2022 WC - Misses pen vs 🇫🇷
2024 Euros - ghost sesh vs 🇪🇸
2026 WC - ghost sesh vs 🇦🇷

[Kingboat🦖🦅 @Boatboy1500]

KANE DLP GIMMICK WHEN HES 2-1 DOWN HES SOO SHITTTTTTT