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Dined & Wined.

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s/o to @macklemore for this line "dodge caravan humpin in the back, classic" #iagree

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"I NEED LOTION" "Nah, dude, hold your buttocks, I'm goin in dry."

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"your crack just broke my finger." #notevenaboutsex

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Broseph and the Technicolor Dream Kush. #nuffsaid

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"Your roommate is horny and trashed and he's in my V." #waitwhat #dying

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LETS. GET. WEIRD. #imanaztectonight

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It's getting weird tonight #ohio

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

I've spelled Workaholics Wokaholics and Wrokaholics today on twitter but to be fair i've been drunk since I woke up.

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"Your Honor; permission to blow a hole in this case so wide that even I would be able to fuck it?" #willarnett #TIPDOTM #priceless

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so they took an X-ray of my brain right now. WARNING: these images are graffic: http://t.co/72mS8VGo

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Smarty art chicks, you can put it my video
Dumb hoes, you can put it in my video
#childishgambino

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okay i'm gonna level with you guys; i feel somewhere between baked potato and french fried #somuchwtf #allthetime

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there's dutch, then there's dark dutch.... #hmmm

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my best friend: "the last thing i'm gonna do before i go is [dick-sucking motion]" #yadumb

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i actually just said out loud "Eat shit and die, garbage! You ain't neva looked this fly!" #whatamidoingwithmylife

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wanna get fucking fried and push shopping carts around the parking lot with our cars? okay cool, meet us there

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last night got fucking #WEIRD ladies and gentlemen #limeswerethrown