Josiah “DJ” Timbol

🎻Violinist 🏐 VBaller 🧋Fueled By Boba

[2026 @2026hacking]

Beyond The Spiderverse (TRAILER LEAK) #spiderman

[Joseph Tsar @joseph_tsar_]

Full Course on How To Be Articulate (by Joseph Tsar)

[Josiah “DJ” Timbol @dajomoti]

I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/x6tTeD5Pyb #NBA #82and0

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Better advice in this one clip than ten-thousand self-help books.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Milwaukee Bucks are trading franchise icon Giannis Antetokounmpo and Bobby Portis to the Miami Heat for Tyler Herro, Kel'el Ware, Jaime Jaquez Jr., Kasparas Jakucionis, 3 first-round picks (including No. 13), 1 pick swap and 1 second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Dodgers Nation @DodgersNation]

53,991 fans are in attendance at Dodger Stadium tonight on Filipino Heritage Night 🇵🇭

[Josiah “DJ” Timbol @dajomoti]

I just went 73-9, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/p3n0VhHa7j #NBA #82and0

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Play 12 sports with intuitive motion controls when Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, the latest game in the series, releases exclusively for Nintendo Switch 2 on Oct 22! #NintendoDirect

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS RESORT’.

Releasing on October 22.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

POV of the fan who ran on the court in Game 1

Wemby was too tall to fit in the video 😭

[Nate @dodgernate]

Dodgers bobblehead schedule this year is STACKED 🔥

[Josiah “DJ” Timbol @dajomoti]

Los Angeles-based musician DJ Timbol has joined the San Gabriel Valley Symphony, sources tell yours truly.

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Friday night: ’The Straw Hat Pirates' will be coming to LA in the Purple & Gold. Join us for the #LakersxONEPIECE collab game on 2/28!

金曜日の夜にthe Purple & Goldに身を包んだ「麦わらの一味」がLAにやってくる！
2/28（現地時間）、#LakersxONEPIECEのコラボゲームを盛り上げよう！

[NWS Los Angeles @NWSLosAngeles]

⚠️POWERFUL & DAMAGING SANTA ANA WINDSTORM INCOMING!!⚠️

Take action now to prepare your home and loved ones for another round of EXTREME WIND and FIRE WEATHER, staring tomorrow afternoon! Worst winds Mon afternoon - Tue morning. #CAwx #SantaAnaWinds

[Josiah “DJ” Timbol @dajomoti]

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[Josiah “DJ” Timbol @dajomoti]

@Autograph @__jmpc

[Autograph @Autograph]

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