Zack Dajonavik

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[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

So we really just assume that we can’t use other things like a vaccine? Like I know that no one really believes that I could inject molten metal into my veins and suddenly be bulletproof, but let’s be honest, I don’t think we’ve really given it a chance. I’ll be the first test.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

I have an impressive talent to fuck up any drink I make. It was one part cinnamon tea and one part cinnamon latte and it takes like salt I can’t take it anymore.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@Journeysbishop Ellis is jellis 😎

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@FlagsMashupBot That’s pretty

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

I never thought the worst thing about this apocalypse is that I can’t buy Russian people.

anymore

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

I am simple man. I have two Twitter personalities: politics, and an anarchical and utterly deranged shitpost flurry of absolute garbage that is in nobody’s best interest. (Especially not my own) these two will stay separated. (You’re welcome)

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@babykeem They’re in the air stupid

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@coco3000_ Legit looks like a testicle, I love it

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@Ter0me Gunshots, I love living in America

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

Just saw robot tits, feelin’ good ☦️🤨🤖

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

I don’t think I need to explain why I’m mad that yeti and spaghetti rhyme.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@elonmusk You smell like rocket engine stfu

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@EmmanuelMacron ’m not trying to change anything or get my way, I’m just kinda bored about this whole “peace in Europe thing” I’m sorry but 1810s we’re just a lot more entertaining.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

Being funnily sarcastic politically is hard. I have to think of any common sense thing and then think of the opposite view. Then I have to make up bullshit evidence to go with it and do a stupid voice and even after all of that people still just think I’m a normal republican.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

Feeling kinda fresh ngl... might admit I’m actually not conservative

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@Janel45283703 Politics, but not the good kind

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

Let’s cut to the chase, the Donetsk people’s republic and Lugansk people’s republic are failed states that are rightful Ukrainian clay. Any people who say otherwise are either in enemies of the people of Donbas or indoctrinated Russian collaborators.

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

If you use soap that’s not in bar form I know you measure things by seeing how far the go up your ass.

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 З ініціативи американської сторони відбулась телефонна розмова Міністра оборони України Андрія Тарана з Міністром оборони Сполучених Штатів Америки Ллойдом Остіном.

Більше https://t.co/8QfktfVNF4

#Україна_31_й_член_НАТО
#Ukraine_31st_NATO_member

[Zack Dajonavik @dajonavik]

@Koro23364765 The man has a point