david olson

just your average guy, husband, father, musician, rock star, genius, overeater, self deprecator, humorist, Chicagoan living in KC by way of Orlando and CA

[david olson @dajonole]

@kanyewest Maybe give some of that money to your wife so she can have some clothes to wear.

[david olson @dajonole]

@CockRoachChris @kanyewest Maybe say basically one more time just to make sure we all understand it k thanks

[david olson @dajonole]

@CarleeSwearin Thank you!!

[david olson @dajonole]

@SorenPetro He is far from energetic, just goes to show that you don’t know who John Mulaney is lol he is dry and intellectual and it’s funny as hell! Your pool is showing that 2/3 of the people agree with me, but you’re not talking about it 😂

[david olson @dajonole]

@JoshBuice The Mary chain?

[david olson @dajonole]

Big props to @batemanjason and the #ozark writers for the @portilloshotdog CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKE reference in epi 3! I haven’t felt this warm and fuzzy watching a drug/murder show since #americanpsycho when Christian Bale talked about Huey Lewis & the news

[david olson @dajonole]

And that’s coming from a guy that plays fake guitar PROFESSIONALLY

[david olson @dajonole]

And the Oscar for best fake guitar playing goes to……..@KingPrincess69

[david olson @dajonole]

Shout out to the tech folk at @KingPrincess69 tryna make shit happen so the show can start lol @KaceyMusgraves @whereisMUNA

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth

[General Green @General_6reen]

We got a runner!!! #SuperBowl

[david olson @dajonole]

@FullertonSean

[david olson @dajonole]

“Why is Chuck E Cheese here??” :me as a transplant to #KC at my first #Chiefs game
Still not sure why but #GoChiefs anyway!

[david olson @dajonole]

Someone sent in an image of a #stormtrooper to be a cardboard fan at the @Royals game. Someone with a worse hitting percentage than you! #wearamask #mlbrestart #mlb go #whitesox

[david olson @dajonole]

@robin_catalano @VisitKC You need to check out @poiokc2 great smoked and wood fired veggie sides with sauces that are incredible. Not a typical BBQ place but AMAZING.

[david olson @dajonole]

@965TheBuzz Troll 2 is the best of the worst movies ever. Period. #troll2

[david olson @dajonole]

@965TheBuzz are we talking about the fact that tho this song is a bop; school shootings aren’t the preferred topic to sing about #boycottpumpedupkicks

[Off The Grid @OffTheGridKC]

#HappyThanksgiving everybody!

[The Rino @TheRinoKC]

This Thursday Night. FREE SHOW provided by @theoldson and battleshipwhiskey!!! Starts at 8:00pm.… https://t.co/SSrpAvqDWJ

[david olson @dajonole]

Gonna hear my song on the radio tonight. #DreamsComeTrue #sideofguac https://t.co/RDUE8hGlFc

[90.9 The Bridge @909thebridge]

Tonight on the #EightOneSixty, @concertchris talks new releases! Tune in at 6 pm! https://t.co/KuU21TFba1