Dael

Me gustan las emperador de limón

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

Happy Pride to my lesbian friend who inexplicably wanted to hook up with me pre-transition

girl you were so right, you saw the vision

[˚⟡˖ ࣪ 𝖐𝖎𝖊𝖗𝖆 𓏲ּ𝄢 @haunted0clock]

Why does the backrooms bts look like found footage lmao

[Caldatelier @caldatelier]

I painted the asexual sea.

[Emanuel @EMANUEL30711786]

"El lugar sin tiempo"

[. @profuugo]

quisiera ser más gracioso para escuchar tu risa más seguido

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

> Be me

> Wonder why my new Logitech bluetooth mouse keeps disconnecting from its bluetooth connection

> Use keyboard to go into Settings, turn BT off and then back on and it starts working again

> Think it's something blocking the signal, but it's not

> This happens every five fucking minutes now

> Check battery. Battery is brand new. Replace it anyway

> Every five minutes it dies, I have to go into settings, etc etc

> Finally have enough, look into buying new mouse

> Before purchasing, decide to look up any issues with this BT mouse

> Ask Grok, something that AI is actually very, VERY good for. Turns out Microsoft is entirely to blame

> The fix: you have to go into your Device Manager

> Device Manager is in your Control Panel

> Your Control Panel is a legacy windows interface that Microsoft is desperately trying their best to make you stop using for some fucking reason, they want you to use Settings instead

> But you can't apply this fix without opening your Device Manager

> Go into your Device Manager, open the Bluetooth pulldown, select Intel(R) Wireless Bluetooth(R) and don't get ANY ideas about infringing on Intel's wireless bluetooth trademarks and copyrights because why the fuck else would they inform you of this in the fucking Device Manager

> Right-click, Properties. Select the Power Management tab

> Unclick "Allow this computer to turn off device to save power"

> MS apparently made it so that it turns the device all the way off, they set it to "ON", and they made that the default setting WITHOUT TELLING FUCKING ANYONE

> Begin to understand why everyone fucking hates Windows 11

[☆ Lara ▷ @knowlesslayer]

Sorry I still can’t believe ID has given us BEARDED SHIRTLESS DOOM GUY WITH BODY HAIR.
God bless them.
They know our tastes

[MATUS 🇨🇦 @DJMatus]

Muy curioso que el único estado que ha logrado mantener a raya a los cárteles sea también en donde no ha podido entrar Morena. Así, bien raro.

[Marco @soymarcogm]

Ella aún no lo sabe pero voy a hacerle love bombing (amarla incondicionalmente durante 70 años) y después hacerle ghosting (morirme)

[🇲🇽 Clarity. 🇲🇽 @elide_v97]

Mi jefe está PENDEJO si cree que voy a ir a trabajar el jueves que juega México Sudáfrica

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

Linux is not gonna make it until this is fixed

[Emma @ilvskllu]

Que feo es el contacto 0 con una persona que era tu daily chat

[Dael @dakaa51]

@xnanuski Pera, deja te copio el twit a ver si se me hace

[Dael @dakaa51]

@nigthmareexe @Fem_Shepard_ Realmente dijo "esos viejos lesbianos"

[chlo @rwrbayleafs]

he’s literally in a movie when he has gay missionary sex with the first son of the United States and he made this somehow gayer than that

[Adela Huerta @Medias_rotas_]

Si me ves poniendo 4 historias en Instagram al día por favor ignora, es mi brote psicótico porque me gusta alguien a quien yo no le gusto

[cevinacho @cevinacho]

Me ascendieron en el trabajo y tuve que quitar esta foto de perfil de WhatsApp 😠

[Dael @dakaa51]

@chocoflakey @MoonNightXx21 El concepto de exigir que te llaman por un pronombre pero tachar otro de "no oficial"

[imane 🏹 @songofgalitzine]

i can’t defend him anymore