silly binch

live for the hope of it all ✨

[silly binch @dakbarntweets]

I'm wearing a dress today. I'm also wearing underwear with hamburgers, so that if I accidentally flash someone, they'll see my...buns 🍔

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

"Sorority sister" here means they belonged to the same sorority more than a decade apart, at different schools.

What's shameless is Mike Lee for posting something this silly.

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

okay well when you put it this way it’s embarrassing

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[hannah @crankhart]

Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”

[lauren @winonaddict]

oh to be a gilmore girl walking around stars hollow on a crisp october day with a cup of coffee from luke’s

[ℳ @selzduv]

selena gomez is the only person i know whose main career (acting), side career (music) and passion project (rare beauty) are all equally smashing

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

Like mother like daughter

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I want to like tomatoes so bad but I just find them so vile. if I liked tomatoes I genuinely think my life would be like 25% better and I keep trying them but blech!!! nasty!! what are we doing here is everyone lying??

[ria’s divine digest 🦢 @laughtilwecry]

“we want grandchildren” best I can do is aint it fun by paramore at karaoke night

[Your Accountant @TJiMTS]

Fathers don’t usually die during childbirth

[Rep. Gwen Moore @RepGwenMoore]

Great pic, guys! Quick question, what’s that headline say?

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

i’m about to be so wine drunk on october 1

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

Me convincing my husband we need to order takeout for the second time in a week.

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

or it’s all three if you have the guts

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

This morning, more than 1.5 million women in Iowa woke up with fewer rights than they had last night because of another Trump Abortion Ban.

In November, we will stop Trump’s extreme abortion bans at the ballot box.