Dakota 🦉

Mess with the best get the birds nest

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

✨i am a decaying husk sustained only by jolly ranchers and the same 3 songs on repeat✨

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

my only flaw is that i think megamind is a better movie than pulp fiction

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

a major plea from a minor character

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does stuart little need a drivers license?

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i've got like a 65% success rate with push or pull doors

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

who tf puts butter on pop tarts ?

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what the fuck is horchata

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tummy hort 🙃

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some people actually like brownies more than cookies?????

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

just a meatball brain in a trash bag head

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

peppermint eye drops?

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

convinced my brain is made of wet graham crackers

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

o k

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so ur telling me u believe in god when there's people out here putting clams on pizza??

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

i'm 20 years old and i've just now learned that George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter 🙃

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

scoobie snack 😩👌

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m.

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i just want really long fingers so i can play my life like a claw game

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i still have nightmares about the movie where hugh jackman got flushed down a toilet into rat utopia and ran into patrick stewart

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

@taydotlae i am unoriginal

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Gushers are just candy ravioli

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@taydotlae wait have i actually???