Dakji™

Java & Angular Developer | Medical Laboratory Scientist 🧬 | Stock Investor | Arsenal FC ❤️ | Building solutions through code & science.

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To ladies, I don't think there's any guy who finds long nails attractive

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@Calipstonjoseh 😂

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Niko apa kwa streets za Nairobi jamaa amevaa kanzu ya waislamu na necklace ya catholic 🤣🤣💔

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Mathe :Nikate Chapo ngapi ?
Me:

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If you can't get vitamin D directly from the sun,you can get it from somebody's son🤨

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Madem mnaamini aje boy anaishi pekee yake na ako pillows mbili kwa nyumba?😂

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Madem wajaluo wanakuaga na sura wanataka lakini matako yenye unataka..

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Men if a lady texts first with a love emoji then ask her for that money before she does !

Thank me later!

What are bros for !

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I pity united fans😂😂

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Dem mrembo lakini anapiga mbinja kuliko Mike Dean😐

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Nimetuma fare mamae💀😂
Mniombee asizime simu😭🤭😂

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Things ladies do to pay bills , si poa lakini inasemekana uko ni Whisky Club Kisii watu wangu 😂😂

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imagine recording a fight and somebody yell “get the camera man too” 😭😭

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😭😭💀

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😂😂😂

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Humans focus more on negativity.

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Itabidi nianze kuenda church mamae😋😋

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Mtu akiangalia hivi, hawezi amini ulikuwa unazunguka kwa daro wakati wa preps kuomba tissue! 🤣🤣

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If they ever ask where I am, just tell them I'm out_standing