Dakota George

The only social platform I don’t use a filter on.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

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@awrestaurants why did you change the onion rings?! Ever heard DONT fix what isn’t broken? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@kanyewest Stop 🛑

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@kanyewest Man stop tweeting every 20 seconds it’s fucking annoying not cool.

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@EmilyfitzEmily So are my tits

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@TheTweetOfGod #TrumpWearsAdultDiapers

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Why was I awake @ 6 this morning thinking about how I embarrassed myself at my boyfriends brothers wedding?

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I’m thinking Arby’s

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@EmilyfitzEmily Failure

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@EmilyfitzEmily Bitch come use my tattoo gun!

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@JustinTrudeau hurry up man.

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@JustinTrudeau 20 minutes late to address your country. Where you at maaaan?

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I thank god everyday for allowing me to realize that my ex ain’t shit and NOBODY is worth going through the absolute garbage his baby mom would cause. Yucky people 🤢🤮

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@SonOfGodAndMan One time I murdered my ant in exchange for some magic beans

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Some lady today told me I made my Timmies ice coffee look like star bucks and I think that’s the best compliment I’ve ever received.

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I'm raising money for Lips like Mick Jagger. Click to Donate: https://t.co/ZpCcYz4ZkH via @gofundme

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Your personality makes me want to vomit. I can’t believe someone as horrible as you actually exists 🤮

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The automated system on voicemails sounds like it says poo not 2 and I’m dying at work because of it.