uncle duck🧸

dats con kreet babie

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

Me hopping in the batmobile (my beat up nissan altima) because gotham needs me (i’m going to get iced coffee)

[Moski @barz999]

Do not call me on instagram like have you lost your fucking mind

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

The people of Texas have decided: God is non-binary

[🪐 @emmasarchivee]

nostalgia is a liar I was miserable then too

[vita @majipres]

when your healing era was actually a manic episode

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

fuck greg abbott and if you voted for him fuck you too

[✒️ @Literariium]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[r͛ @9lsvq]

normalize deleting posts after your manic episode is done

[robin ºཀ° @roflrabbitt]

not rn my slime, daddy is about to kill herself

[S @nlvvc_]

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

sorry i’m late! I was having a panic attack in the parking lot !

[james @kloogans]

i gnaw on this tree in my backyard whenever i run out of coke zero

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

@earthtochan ah yes me also

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

rewatching pride and prejudice 2 trulys deep btw

[uncle duck🧸 @dakotaisugly]

it’s always ily and never “you have bewitched me, body and soul… I never wish to be parted from you”

[Dante 🚩 @Vientisms]

@airbagged1 Richest guy in the world who exploits millions of workers thinks he’s rebelling against the system that is here to benefit his class only.

[jynx @jynxbby]

when i get to use “wrong bitch” i be so excited