Dakota Pierson

Don't be afraid, we all cross the same line

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

DMV clerk: would you like to be an organ donor?

Me: yes but I can only offer my skin because I am already dead inside

Clerk: holy shit

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

"Look at these guys on their way over, all dressed in matching outfits. They're out looking for pussy, but still googling titties"

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

*Incubus starts playing at the bar*

The intrusive thoughts: "Damn, this shit Incu-BUSSIN"

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

Only in Asbury Park can you watch Jurassic Park on a hotel rooftop, with the ocean in view, while Gaslight Anthem plays in the distance at the Stone Pony. What a place.

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

"You can't plan for everything in life so it's wise not to plant bombs" -Michelle, c. 2024

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

Sometimes you don't piss yourself to call to arms by ava, sometimes you do @cooldude422

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 It's almost a teenager

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 Crimes against humanity

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 @AlexTwatter The internet is TUBES!

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 @AlexTwatter The internet is not a big dumptruck

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

It must be so cool to have written an album that you can tour a decade later from front to back. Doesn't matter how successful it was if you can pack a room and rip that's so wild. People out here screaming at the top of their lungs

[madison @madisonvanhalen]

When are we staging a coup on Ticketmaster I'm so sick of this

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 LOL feel like I can identify at least 2/3 of these

[Joe Blackburn @joegoroth]

I can’t reverse your Destiny 2 ban, but I can name at least 10 of the original Top Gun call signs from memory.

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 boneless syringes

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

"Dick Cheney finisher strokes"

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

@cooldude422 Oh my goodness

[Joe Blackburn @joegoroth]

I hope you don't mind, I just can't fall asleep without some ambient noise.

[Dakota Pierson @dakotapierson]

We are Taking Book Sunday and this is a Bookade under the influence

[Joe Blackburn @joegoroth]

Formula 1 but whenever they pit the driver has finish two chili cheese dogs and a 16oz Mountain Dew Legend