Due Diligence Dave

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to generate outsized returns for LPs

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Lebron James, you are a Sacramento King.

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My co-intern ordered dinner from Chopt
I ordered from Glaze

I don’t even like the food

It’s about sending a message

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Do you think people would still buy RIMOWA suitcases if they weren’t allowed to post pictures of them on their story

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If drinking red wine and eating low calorie popcorn while watching Netflix was a sport, this girl I have added on Snapchat would be all-pro

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They’ve never seen anyone change stubbing and discounting periods this quickly

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ASO told me I have “shortcut ball knowledge”

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Tastefully blitzed in the east village at 2pm, Netherlands are up 2-0, clouds look like they were drawn by a kindergartner

Does it get much better? Lmk

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Uh oh

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Warrants are out of the money do I just kms, lmk

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These convertibles are being made so whole tn

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Death, taxes, and the NY Knicks paying my bar tab

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There’s no greater synchrony in the world than two guys polishing off their beers before they stand up to leave a bar

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Dare I suggest we ladies (me and my absolute boys) let our hair down at an outdoor table on St Marks during this fine Saturday afternoon

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I’m getting surgical with these group Seamless orders

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Maybe high cash comp was always the answer

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Horrible week to be my liver

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The real trillionaire is my VP

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Due Diligence Dave summer analyst run gives besieged analysts a rare reprieve

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@BarbourOldGold Happens

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First day of school