10 Lane Highway Enjoyer

Hooters on The River

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

The crime rate continues to drop!

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Saw a man's penis at the urinal. @AMCTheatres

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

What the fuk these niggaz puttin In the lettuce mane

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[acervo jimmy stewart @acervojimmy]

he was hitting this shit maybe elvis was the problem

[lizzie @ancientsaltdepo]

i think people from the US officially lost their right to being smug and mock chinas authoritarian surveillance state the past decade or so

you have AI flock cameras, palantir, massive surveillance state, being slave to billionaires, cant even touch a pool of water

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Jalen Brunson

[FireHamburgerVibrator @GoochWipe]

Went on a mustang svt forum from 2004 and these were the pics dudes were posting:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 @Gryffix]

Ngl I thought this was the Strait of Hormuz

[Rozwój Plus @MinisterrAcosta]

Strasznie wkurwiała mnie żona więc ją zjadłem.

[Cambingo_𓅆𓅆 @Gambingo_]

if ur piss comes out a bright gold color that means wealth and fortune are coming your way

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

Hi! It's us, the centrist establishment that's been running the Democratic Party and produced every Dem nominee in recent history. Things are going really great for us, right? So we have some advice for how Dems can keep up our awesome win record in 2028.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Mamdani looks so heartbroken when he admits he hasn't thought about parades like he's so disappointed in himself