Dal 🦋

5’2”• A queen, crowned by curls • Graphic Design•

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

#WakandaForever wrecked me. Why did no one tell me it would do me so dirty??? #10/10 #cryingforever

Also so glad I didn’t see this in public.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Costco French Loaf to be exact. Comes in a 2 pack.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Bury me in a French bread casket. #goingoutdelicious.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

People sayin pot takes your dreams away is bs

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

If you ever need to be humbled, just look at your moms Facebook photos she’s posted of you.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Never in my life did I think I’d use the word “implement” so often.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

I wish men also got their periods. Their products would be cheaper.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

All of a sudden the boys on @hinge change their prompts to “typical Sunday” and the answer is Football. #footballseason

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

She’s a 10 but never finishes the last sip of her beer.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

There’s something very humble about New Balance tennies. #saidwhatisaid

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Mood today: Ray LaMontagne.

[Jxmmi 🐌 @Jxmmi]

Vibing alone until you feel like you again is top tier self-care.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

A friend told me today “I like the way you live life” and I’ll never receive a compliment better than that I think.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

My mom tried to offer me a watermelon lunch pale… just gonna leave it at that.

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

My boss: “who’s gonna say it?”

Me: “HUMP DAAAAAAY”

My boss: “no… it’s the 4th… May the 4th be with you”

Me: “OH.”

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

I told an older woman “I love you” in the bathroom because she complemented my hair. #buzzed

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Just watched my neighbor huck a roll of TP to an upstairs neighbor. Where did it land?

The roof.
#oh

[ali rose 🥀 @dirtrosediary]

today has been the most annoying

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

Solo kitchen rave and quesadillas 🔥#thursdayshit

[Dal 🦋 @dalas_jones]

roomie chronicles pt14✨
Just when you think you’re done and she’s moved out, she still asks for more money from you and threatens you some more. #cantfixstupid