Brooke From Online

in the top 2% of candy crush players in the world

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@zofdj I'm in koreatown and don't smell anything, but I went to Los Feliz yesterday and the air was violent

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

your unemployed friend on a random weekday

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@Cherryxhoran Willing to pay for a lanyard + shipping if there are any left!

[liv @oliviahaggie]

Give me three double drinks and I won’t know the difference

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

Part 21: having fun in France

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

part 11

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

Part 20: I really am his daughter

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

anyone else's spam texts getting a little too personalized?

[zane* @zaneugh]

The Life Of A Showgirl

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

good morning! the sun is shining! the tank is clean! I'm seeing Gracie at red rocks today!

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

I hope whomever hacked my bank account enjoys their socks from Joseph A. Bank

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@sleepyraynii @dovethedivine WINDOW LOL

Willy / squilly / squimmy / squimberly / squimberly jones / squimmy j / moosh / mooshie / moosh ba goosh / squishy / monkey

😭😭 she is so silly, i call her squimmy 99% of the time and only say "willow" when she's in trouble

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

me trying to give my cat her prozac every morning

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@dieworkwear @feederofcats do you like willows sweater :)

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@fkalilmadz

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

I thought Starbucks is supposed to write uplifting messages on your drink, why did I get "broccoli is a fruit"

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

@fkalilmadz We Are MOTHERS

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

merry christmas everyone. after 3 hours at the emergency vet, my cat and I are both now taking gabapentin

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

IM SEEING GRACIE AT RED ROCKS

[Brooke From Online @dalastpohlebear]

I just know I'm gonna get my election results from @LiZaOutlives