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Compass Real Estate Broker in Denver, Colorado / Grief Counselor with a Real Estate License™️

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Now that my body weight is approximately 47% comprised of drugs, thought it would be okay to let you in on this

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Ready for whatever is next

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It is time to take every thought captive

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When in doubt, recognize that your presence is the present

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I’m going to make an obvious statement: dealing with cancer is characterized by a lot of ups and downs

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Normalcy is my love language

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The best part of this extended hospital stay has been watching Moneyball on AMC

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One of my night nurses in the ICU this week said “if you’re in the ICU and you’re awake, are you even doing it right?” and I’ve been trying to reconcile this ever since

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You get what you tolerate

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Due to the troubling trendlines in world affairs, I will distract by posting my updated dog breed rankings: 1) Labradors 2) Goldens 3) Huskies 4) Shepherds 5) Collies

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Shout out to all the traumatized office dogs who don’t understand how AirPods work and can’t figure out why their real estate human is yelling at the wall again

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It’s that time of the year where the workday begins at 4 AM

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As a real estate professional, when the appraiser marks the box “declining market”, I can report that things only go downhill from there

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Sometimes the juice is just not worth the squeeze

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Dear Southwest,

You had a brand.

You destroyed it.

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One of my great life accomplishments is that I haven’t flown Frontier Airlines in over 10 years

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Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of 62 and sunny ☀️

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Why does aluminum wiring have to wreck my life?

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Why do sewer lines have to wreck my life?

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Location is my love language