Dale Carpenter

Actor, Stand-Up Comedian, Shameless Wrestling Enthusiast & Purveyor of Baked Goods. As heard on @3rdManPodcast

[Dale Carpenter @dalecarpenter]

The Batman of all Batmen #RIPKevinConroy

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@dsriggs @OSWreview @Nicklo2k That was my initial thought. But the tray came in it’s own specially designated bag. Plus it gets bonus points for ham TRIM being a sneaky Fatal Deviation reference lol

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When it's your birthday and your boy is as much of an @OSWreview @V1_OSW mark as you are. A winner is you @Nicklo2k #BagOfHam #MyahMyahMyah

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@TornToRibbons @timkeyperson Understandable. I saw it at Just Fir Laughs. It’s got a tight 15.

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@Nicklo2k @Awesome_ALR @aworldofsong @thebiggeez It went better than expected.

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@Nicklo2k SOCCERFICE!

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@JakeGrindhouse @TomGrindhouse My bad. I thought you were talking about the time they made a terrible Christmas special about your ween.

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@JakeGrindhouse @TomGrindhouse I never cease to be amazed how quickly things escalate to involve genitals.

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@TomGrindhouse Just have @JakeGrindhouse sing acapella covers of all the songs in the background.

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@TomGrindhouse The graphics card is plugged into a vertical GPU mount. It has a PCI port on the base. The mount then connects into the PCI port on your motherboard via ribbon cable.

Don't know if the plant's real, but the bearing on that fan are real fucked lol

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@jimsmallman They must have measured you while you were standing on your wallet, multi-million dollar man.

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@JosephWiner People be sleeping on the understated satisfaction you can gain from a well-crafted spreadsheet.

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@ScarboroughREF Can’t wait for Ibushi to shoot fireworks off it.

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@Nicklo2k @V1_OSW Oh so that’s what he meant by “Oozing Machismo”

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@Nicklo2k @BSSgifs Those are 3 gimmicks I can get behind.

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@Jake_twittle @Redpandapirate @Archero_Habby

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@Redpandapirate @ThisIs_Progress Note to self: Create sandwich based stable. Call it Bullet Sub.

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@ElrayPirate Nah screw polyphonics. It’s all about inputting codes into composer from shitty geocities sites.

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@jimsmallman Learn the Hiragana syllabary first and focus on correct pronunciation of each syllable first, once you can do that you can basically “sound out” any word.

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@TornToRibbons It'd probably be a popular tourist attraction, but the charges would be enormous.