Dale Dias

Artist. Physicist. Guitarist. Footballer.
Founder @goanpaoofficial

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

Same

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

@goanpaoofficial 🫠🫠

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

😭🤣😭😂😭🤣

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

When she says “take me somewhere expensive for lunch” so you take her to this place.

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

Arsenal are Premier League Champions.

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

One of Westside India’s main policies is testing how long their customers will wait patiently at the billing counter.

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

People thought Ola has gotten better and bought their scooters again and I just found out all their Gen 3 bikes sold this year have either stopped working or stopped charging. 😂

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

Lmaooo

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

People thought Ola has gotten better and bought their scooters again and I just found out all their Gen 3 bikes sold this year have either stopped working or stopped charging. 😂

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

@bhash Abey lodu. First fix the bikes that are lying in your service centres, collecting dust.

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

@Amorim_eraaaa OK buddy

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

“So it’s like drugs?”

“No, it’s better”

[𓅪 @alfucore]

WHY TF I DO I HAVE TO PAY 379₹ MONTH FOR MOBILE RECHARGE WHEN I HAVE WIFI AND I DONT EVEN USE 2 GB DATA EVERYDAY? JUST TO KEEP THE SIM ACTIVE SO MUCH AMOUNT IS BEING TAKEN FROM US???

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

Was answering my exams, and the invigilator said the time’s up, so I told him I’m a Liverpool fan and he gave me 8 extra minutes.

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

@Amorim_eraaaa @Richie_moremi 🤌🏽🤌🏽

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

Celine Dion when she comes to India and sees people playing “My heart will go on” every time they reverse.

[nibble @nibble7c]

@cneuralnetwork linc glaycer.

[J. 🇵🇸 @Messilizer0]

This stats kills me man

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

@TheFigen_ @Furt42811Austin The dog is you

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

The 48 MP camera on the iPhone 17 Pro is so good you’ll be able to see our potholes roads more clearly on photo.

[Dale Dias @dalecesc]

Messi

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

Them: You can’t smell a photo.

The photo:

[The Goan Pao @goanpaoofficial]

Person 1: Hey what should we name this?
Person 2: What colour is it? What is it?
P1: Tambdi, Bhaaji
P2: There you go
P1: OMG