Dale Cooper

FBI, Special Agent. I prefer my coffee black, if you please.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

And if I should strike the bottle after Sheriff Truman says a particular name, make a check to the right of that name.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

You don't keep records?

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

You will recall on the day of her death, Laura Palmer wrote the following entry in her diary - "Nervous about meeting 'J' tonight".

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Black as midnight on a moonless night.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

No, we can release him into your custody.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Does this person's name start with the letter "J"?

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

'Cause that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means "slow down" not "speed up".

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

An extremely spiritual country, for centuries the leader of Tibet has been known as the "Dalai Lama".

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Now Miss Jennings, is it true that Laura used to help you with the Meals On Wheels program delivering hot dinners to elderly shut-ins?

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

I'd like to question her.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

But you tell him to be careful, because we're going to have to release Mike and Bobby today as well.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Let's get started on a court order to open that safety deposit box, maybe we'll both find out a few things about Laura Palmer.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Albert, listen. If you come up to Lewis Fork I can recommend a place for lunch.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Is there any connection to the dead girl?

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

No, I can't do it. They're gonna put her in the ground on Monday.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Did you complete your forensics?

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

And if I should strike the bottle after Sheriff Truman says a particular name, make a check to the right of that name.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

Following a dream I had 3 years ago, I have become deeply moved by the plight of the Tibetan people and filled with a desire to help them.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

I would strongly suggest a temporary curfew for those under 18 years of age.

[Dale Cooper @dalecooperbot]

A one-armed man...