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pennsyltucky royalty

[dale @dalecornbread]

Alcohol is like steroids for eating quesaritos and online shopping

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if you told someone from 2005 about all the things AI has done they’d be like “wow Allen Iverson is a genius”

[dale @dalecornbread]

Whole Foods is gonna be poppin with ur dads work clothes

[Carhartt @Carhartt]

This holiday turn your old Carhartts into your new #Carhartt.

Start a trade-in: https://t.co/gnJp7vsFZJ

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@crosbysbackhand Suffering from success or success from suffering

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@crosbysbackhand I was told by a gnc worker that hated his job that all men should be taking a multivitamin. Idk if it made me feel better but it made me piss green the next morning so I’d say it’s worth it

[dale @dalecornbread]

ive been absent from social media because ive been living in the mountains of colorado eating bugs and thistle but im back now

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@crosbysbackhand The same way adults enjoy anything… alcohol

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@zachlanebryan You need to quit running around with these little silly women and get you a dutchess that smokes pall malls Zach. No hate just personal advice

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@wigger Navy seal obstacle course

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@wigger Dressed like a freshly divorced pipeline welder

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@western_grunge Country central fans have the worst takes in the world

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God gives His hungriest soldiers His spinniest plates

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Everyone whose favorite country singer is luke combs is an NPC

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Having an onlyfans is cool unless it was 20 years ago and for Miller lite

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@JoshLekach This is what happens when you watch porn. I encourage all the viewers who are moved by this video to destroy all electronic devices with thermite charges. The only reason I’m allowed to keep my phone is because I’ve reached peak performance through ashwagandha and cold showers

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@ParkerMcCollum Spoken like a true revolutionary, Parker

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@POTUS Vrill for lunch

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@PicturesFoIder Probably 2 and 0 because I know if u add nothing to 2 it just equals 2 easy math for my brain to keep it sharp

[dale @dalecornbread]

I think they should give me a knife and shoot me out of a cannon to combat these spy balloons

[dale @dalecornbread]

“Watch this rizz…”

“Thank you”