Dale 🚀

Tomorrow is where I'm already waiting💨

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Fuck the feels

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@RachelBitecofer @elonmusk Water.

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Yo @Brewers get this man a better seat!
6’7” don’t fit well in section 113, row 16, seat 13

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Can I get some people to make a cheech and Chong parody with me? Lmfao

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@CollinRugg Who tf has ever heard of a “black and white” milkshake?!? Somebody explain this to me!!! 💀

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@RyanGarcia I wish I woulda shook your hand. Knock me out and pay for my college tuition. Should fair to me.

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@CollinRugg @BR_OpenIce Someone show me the original incident. Plz

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

My power is out right now and I would totally hop on a bike right now to generate some energy.

Imagine having it stored up or even take money off of your energy bill each month.

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Okay hear me out.

What if we change all exercise equipment into equipment that also generates energy. At least the machines that we can..

One person, minimal effect.
Millions, I don’t know. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Thoughts..?

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@AlmaBean23 You even hear the buzzer after! @utahjazz make this right.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho The bridge had lights/electrical lines you moron. -an engineer

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@insta360 Let me review one for my YouTube channel??

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@MKBHD Shhhhhhhh

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

The Damian Lillard game winner.
The Packers playoff win.
It was a good night.

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Feeling like a piggy bank
All these quarters in my lungs and dimes in my back pocket.

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

The only thing I want to stuff for Thanksgiving is YOU 😉

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

Bet

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I haven’t accepted that it’s not summer and you’re telling me it’s about to snow? 😅

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

playing this game I didn’t sign up for

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Energy change incoming…

[Dale 🚀 @dalecrawford7]

@bennyjohnson Is he real?