Florida Dale Fan

living life in the fast lane | #HTTR

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Brendan Fraser’s clip from the ‘Revenge Of The Mummy’ Universal Studios ride.

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

How the indian bros at the gas station look at me when I ask them for two cans of spearmint 6’s

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

There are cathedrals everywhere 4 those with eyes 2 see

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

I hate the bright shoes that don’t match the uniforms. The shoes should be the school’s colors. Also bring back the baggy t shirts under the jersey and long ass shorts #marchmadness

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

@fatbaldguyracin Ho Lee Fucc great rack got damnit!!

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

@TommyJohnWondah

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

Better than most #tiger #beer

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

@JohnstonGarrett No doubt the mowers are out in full force but that big orange thing is a roller

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

@JasonPulsinelli @secretclubprov Lmao “dealing with membership needs”

Just put the peter millar in the bag bro 😂

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

I’ve decided to start using my powers for good

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

I'll never understand how college and NFL football teams allow kickers that just.... miss... kicks. I feel like there has to be pools of kickers in the USA that won't miss simple kicks. Or snappers that won't mess the snaps idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love opinions on this.

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

@Plisken2112 Every MDX I’ve come across the parking brake has been grinded down into nothing lol 😂

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

Dick’s sporting goods employee forgot to ring up a pair of Carhartt pants when I was checking out. Ran out of there like I robbed a bank. My heart is racing. #bandit

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

Happy Monday 👍🏻 #white

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

I’m taking full credit #urwelcome #hero

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

Alright I’ll say it. Youtube TV not having ESPN is worse than the government shutdown

[Florida Dale Fan @dalefan3_]

My white ass is enjoying a poorly cooked steak on this fine Friday nite