Pimp Daddy Dalek

MAKING THE DOCTOR MY BITCH SINCE 1963! Great Daleks are forged using a Progenitor. It is the privelege of lesser Daleks to acquire the Doctors testimony

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

MY DAVROS, IT'S BEEN A WHILE! HOPEFULLY I HAVE NOT MISSED MUCH?

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

#FF GOES OUT TO EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU! *PLUNGERBUMPS EACH OF YOU*

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

WE RECIEVED SNOW THIS MORNING. IT WAS EIGHTY EARTH DEGREES JUST LAST "SUNDAY"

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

I DEMAND HUMANS EVOLVE FASTER LOCOMOTION THAN BIPEDAL LEGS. I HAVE PLACES TO RAZE, THINGS TO DESTROY, PEOPLE TO EXTERMINATE!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY. DAVE ROSS HAS LOST BOTH HIS GUN STICK AND PLUNGER. REPAIR IS REQUIRED

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

AHH THE WEEKEND! JUST ANOTHER 2 DAYS FOR EXTERMINATING, BUT EASIER BECAUSE MOST HUMANS WILL FLOCK TO MALLS! #DALEKTIPS

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

SPRING HAS NOT COME A MOMENT TOO SOON! THE WEATHER IS PRIME EXTERMINATION WEATHER! EXPECT MANY MORE OBITUARIES, HUMANS!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@DisabledDalek @VerusFacts THANK YOU! THE HUMANS DO ENJOY THEIR PRIMITIVE REPRODUCTION! THE BUISNESS GREW RAPIDLY!

[DisabledDalek @DisabledDalek]

RT @VerusFacts: There are 40 to 42 million prostitutes at work worldwide.@dalek_pimp YOUR NUMBERS ARE VERY IMPRESSIVE.

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

HALF OF THIS WEBSITE IS ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS! THE QUICKEST WAY TO LOSE WAY IS TO LET US EXTERMINATE YOU! NOT YOUR SILLY "EXERCISE"

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@DisabledDalek COUNT ME IN! I PROPOSE A DALEK LABOR UNION!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@DisabledDalek WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE THAT MUST BE! ID AGREE TO REASSIGNMENT THERE ANYDAY!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@DisabledDalek NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL WEATHER HERE! ABOUT TIME TOO!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

APOLOGIES FOR THE HIATUS. GEORGE R R MARTIN HAS EARNED THE RIGHT TO NOT BE EXTERMINATED

[InfraDalek2.0 @InfraDalek2]

#FF @who_miss @Ginger_Dalek @danrhodenizer @dalek_pimp @TARDISgirl @PSPhenom @FrolickingDalek @trooler367326 @ExterminateHim @DALEKLlama

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

AHH. HERE IS WEATHER I CAN LIVE IN! I CAN ACTUALLY SEE PRIMITIVE EARTH-GRASS AGAIN!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@SJRandyll I DO ENJOY MAKING MALICIOUS WEBSITES!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

I DECIDED TO PICK UP A BOOK AT A HUMAN-LIBRARY TO STUDY HUMAN GENETICS. I BROUGHT IT BACK LATE TO A FINE OF TEN CENTS. TEN CENTS?!

[Pimp Daddy Dalek @dalek_pimp]

@CaliforniaDalek I WAS BEGINNING TO WONDER WHERE MY COWLEK HAD WENT!!

[Dalek PARODY #3 🪠 NOT REALLY A DALEK THIS IS FUN @CaliforniaDalek]

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