LibDemDalek

PPC FOR SKARO EAST. WANTS A SINGLE EXTERMINATABLE VOTE. NEITHER LEFT NOR RIGHT BUT ONE-EYED CENTRIST!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

IF THE BBC MUST CONTINUE TO PRODUCE THEIR PRO-TIME LORD PROPAGANDA, ONLY ONE PERSON HAS THE GRAVITAS FOR THE LEAD ROLE! ALL HAIL DOCTOR DAVEYROS!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS ARE AS SHOCKED BY THIS NEWS AS WE ARE BY THE ARRIVAL OF A CERTAIN TIME LORD WHENEVER OUR PLANS NEAR COMPLETION!

[British Electoral Politics @electpoliticsuk]

NEW:

Alex Cole-Hamilton (MSP for Edinburgh Western) is going to stand in the Scottish Liberal Democrat leadership election.

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

WHY ARE THE PARTY BLOCKING US FROM DEBATING OUR LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT WHY NON-DALEKS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO EXIST?

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

OUR CONFERENCE MOTION CALLING FOR LIBERALS TO SUPPORT EXTERMINATION WAS REJECTED! APPARENTLY, FORCEFULLY SUBJUGATING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IN ORDER TO ENSURE THE ETERNAL RULE OF DAVEYROS IS ILLIBERAL!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DAVEYROS IS SURGING! ALL DALEKS MUST CONTINUE TO CANVASS AND DELIVER! DALEKS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF! NON-EXPLOSIVE LEAFLET DELIVERY MUST BE CONTINUAL TO SUSTAIN THE SURGE!

[Britain Elects @BritainElects]

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 40% (-4)
LAB: 31% (-4)
LDEM: 13% (+7)

via @IpsosMORI, 02 - 08 Jul
Chgs. w/ 03 Jun
https://t.co/ciJz93Om4O

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS HAVE MADE SOME BAD ALLIANCE CHOICES IN THE PAST! (DALEKS STILL LEAVE MALPHA'S TEXTS UNREAD!) BUT DALEKS ARE PROUD TO HAVE NEVER ASSOCIATED OR ALLIED WITH THE RIDICULOUS SPECTACLE THAT IS THE GALLOWAY!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

EAT THE HAT! EAT THE HAT! EAT THE HAT!

[Paul Ovenden @OvePM]

The absolute state of this

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

ENSURING ALL MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNE ARE SHOWING MAXIMUM LOYALTY TO DAVEYROS AT ALL TIMES!

[Milkman Memes for Lib Dem Teens @MilkmanMeme]

What would be your job in the Lib Dem UK commune?

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

REASONABLE CONCERNS ABOUT THE CONSTRUCTION OF HABITATION UNITS IN THE LESS RADIOACTIVE AREAS OF SKARO IS PURELY A DALEK BANDWAGON! NO STARMERMEN ALLOWED!

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

The Conservatives’ developers’ charter would sell off and sell out our communities.

Local people, not Tory Party donors, should decide what’s best for where they live.

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

THIS HAS BEEN A GREAT DALEK TRIUMPH! THIS CONFIRMS THAT THE VOTERS SUPPORT DALEK POLCIES AS WE DIDN'T NEED TO MENTION THEM! OUR NON-EXPLOSIVE LEAFLETS PROMISED THEM WE WOULD CAMPAIGN AGAINST EXTERMINATION AND UNIVERSAL CONQUEST!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEK TIME TRAVEL SCIENCE IS INVESTIGATING ALL YOUR SUGGESTIONS! DALEKS BELIEVE IT IS WHEN FELLOW DALEKS DID NOT ACCEPT THE WISDOM AND POWER OF DAVEYROS WHEN HE WAS FIRST ELECTED! DALEKS DO NOT BELIEVE THERE WAS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE WHOLE REALITY BOMB IDEA!

[David R. MacIver @DRMacIver]

What's your best* theory for where *gestures broadly* all went wrong?

You're not allowed to attribute it to broad theories (e.g. don't just say "capitalism"). Be specific.

* Interpret as you wish. Both "most plausible" and "most interesting" are good.

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS ARE PREPARING FOR ANOTHER INEVITABLE DALEK TRIUMPH! DALEKS ARE UNSTOPPABLE! VOTERS WILL SUPPORT SENSIBLE DALEK POLICIES! DALEKS ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT REPORTS OF A BLUE BOX SUDDENLY APPEARING IN THE HIGH STREET!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS WISH TO CLARIFY OUR POSITION ON THE SECOND SKARO ELECTRIFIED WALKWAY! WE ARE ENTIRELY IN FAVOUR OF IT, EXCEPT IN PLACES WHERE VOTERS ARE AGAINST IT! THIS IS AN ENTIRELY CONSISTENT POSITION, JUST LIKE OUR STANCE ON CONSTRUCTING NEW DALEK STORAGE HUBS!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DAVEYROS IS EVEN MORE POPULAR AMONGST THE YOUNG THAN HE IS AMONGST THE GENERAL POPULATION! THE YOUTH HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE REALITY BOMB! THIS IS THE TRIUMPH OF DAVEYROS!

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

Voting intention amongst 18-24s:

LAB: 35%
GRN: 27%
CON: 21%
LD: 12%
SNP: 3%
REF: 1%

Via @YouGov, 9-10 June

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS ARE HAPPY TO SEE THE FARRONITE HAS NEW CONSTITUENCY BOUNDARIES! DALEKS BELIEVE ALL DALEK CONSTITUENCIES SHOULD HAVE MORE FLAT VALLEYS AND LESS STEEP MOUNTAINS! DALEKS WILL CONQUER EDEN!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

NEW BOUNDARIES FOR SKARO EAST INCLUDE SEVERAL WARDS OF TOXIC RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND! DALEKS WILL SEEK TO FORM ALLIANCE WITH ALL ANTI-THAL PARTIES! ONLY DALEKS CAN EXTERMINATE THE THALS HERE!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DAVEYROS'S VISION IS STILL PROGRESSING ACCORDING TO PLAN! ALL IS WELL! REMAIN CALM! THE RESULTS OF DAVEYROS'S USE OF LISTENING MODE WILL SOON BE REVEALED!

[Britain Elects @BritainElects]

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (+4)
LAB: 35% (-2)
GRN: 7% (+2)
LDEM: 6% (-2)

via @IpsosMORI, 28 May - 03 Jun
Chgs. w/ 22 Apr

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS ARE COMMANDED TO NOT VOTE IN THIS POLL BECAUSE IT USES AN INEFFICIENT HUMAN VOTING SYSTEM, NOT THE SINGLE EXTERMINATABLE VOTE! DALEKS SHOULD ESPECIALLY NOT VOTE FOR THE INSIDIOUS PRO-TIME LORD PROPAGANDA OF THE BBC!

[Georgia Knight @Hadrians_Gate]

100 Science Fiction TV Series from the 1960s to the present.

WHICH WILL BE TWITTER’S FAVOURITE SCI-FI?

Open the thread, VOTE & SHARE!

Quarter Final 1

The top 2 from go through to the semi finals.

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

ALL DALEKS ARE REMINDED THAT NOW THE ELECTIONS ARE OVER, IT IS TIME TO BEGIN DELIVERING THE NEXT SET OF NON-EXPLOSIVE LEAFELTS! DALEKS CANVASS AND DELIVER! DALEKS DO NOT REST! DALEKS ALL HAVE EXCELLENT MENTAL HEALTH!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

DALEKS SEE NO MENTION OF DAVEYROS ON THE HUMAN NEWS BROADCASTS! THIS IS ACTUALLY THE DALEK PLAN! DAVEYROS HAS ENGAGED STEALTH MODE IN ORDER TO LAUNCH HIS SURPRISE CONQUEST!

[LibDemDalek @DalekDem]

ALL DALEKS ARE REMINDED TO VOTE TODAY! DALEKS WARN HUMANS TO BEGIN PREPARATIONS FOR REPORTING OF DAVEYROS'S INEVITABLE TRIUMPH TOMORROW!