Eibhilín

Pathological people pleaser

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

@McDonaldsUK I ordered delivery through the McDonalds app for the new cheesy chicken stack and there no fried cheese patty! The only reason to order the burger. There’s nowhere to complain on the app.

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

@Mandy6766 Hey, do you know the price range for tickets please?

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

Karma’s a relaxing thought

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 I almost do 🥲

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

Grey November, I’ve been down since July.

[Lambeth Council @lambeth_council]

Public litter bins make recycling easy🚮👍♻️

Remember to sort your waste and use the right bin for recyclables.

Let’s keep Lambeth clean and green🌍

What do you recycle when you’re out & about❓♻

#RescueMeRecycle #RecycleWeek

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

My connections streak has suddenly reset, but the day it’s saying I didn’t do it, I got it perfect and sent my result to my sister 🥲

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

I unlocked £30 Rush tickets for Starlight Express on @TodayTixUK! https://t.co/zbwQD5SL1c

[jess @enchantedjess13]

went to a cathedral and was looking in the prayer book and….well, one of these is not like the other

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

I always knew it, that my life would be ruined

[katie ❤️‍🔥 @corneliastkatie]

how can i be expected to work today when i have the swiftie zoomies

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

peepaw dessner i’m gonna tuck you into bed with a baked potato. you have never disappointed me

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it.

And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry.

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is out now: https://t.co/PzuwWnatO7

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

I @dalekdust accept @PotNoodle’s very real and genuine apology following their slurp ads. I hereby seek cash compensation from the £10K Pot Noodle Compensation Pot for this whole ordeal. #ad

[Sutton Council @SuttonCouncil]

The Sutton Treasure Trail launches tomorrow!

Eight questions, eight places in Sutton town centre to find the answers and a chance to win a free Fitbit!

Find out more here:
https://t.co/TTNrGbEB3w

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

What a shame she’s fucked in the head

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

Just marked the order complete at 21:05. Apparently the door was delivered at 7:45. It wasn’t. Abysmal.

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

@JustEatUK ordered at 18:22 from @McDonaldsUK and the courier has been at the restaurant for an awful long time. No way to talk to customer services on the app as order is still in progress. Really unimpressed. Will be even more unimpressed if the food arrives cold. Please help.

[Eibhilín @dalekdust]

Apparently I’m a stuck up posh bitch according to the Croydon office. Weird cos my friends take the piss outta me for being the token poor from T’Heath. Love this for me.