Dale Mettam

I write things and I do it for money. Write for money, not do it for money (this explains the lack of regular tweets). Occasionally I'm funny... on purpose.

[Society of Secret Library Friends @sslibfriends]

A 10-year-girl in Delaware picked up “It’s Perfectly Normal” while at the library with her mother. When they came home, she showed her mom the chapter on sexual abuse and said, “This is me.” She was being abused by her father, and it was the first time she’d spoken about it.

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

So if I don’t pay, #twitter is ok with scams, spoofs and other digital shenanigans?

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

That’ll be me on Post, then. https://t.co/mftb0ZaAHA

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#doodlewashNovember2022 #doodlewash
#November03 #Mum #Marge #MargeSimpson #TheSimpsons

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#doodlewashNovember2022 #doodlewash #November02 #Marriage #ElmerFudd #LooneyTunes #TheRabbitOfSeville

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#doodlewashNovember2022 #doodlewash #November01 #SugarSkull

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I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Farm
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday31 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #LASTONE

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Gear
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday30 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #GearStick #StickShift #GearShift

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I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #UhOh #middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday29 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #IndianaJones #RaidersOfTheLostArk #GiantBoulder

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Camping
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday28 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #tent #field #wilderness #MountainView

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Snack
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday27 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #knight #dragon #toast

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Ego
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday26 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #EgoTheLivingPlanet #TheLivingPlanet #Marvel #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Tempting #middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday25 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #HomerSimpson #TheSimpsons #Donuts #MmmmmmDonuts

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Fairy
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday24 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Booger
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday23 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #RalphWiggum #TheSimpsons

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

Back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Heist
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday22 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #TheItalianJob #MichaelCaine #YoureOnlySupposedToBlowTheBloodyDoorsOff

[Dale Mettam @dalemettam]

I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #BadDog
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday21 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #RiffRaff #UnderDog

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I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Bluff #middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday20 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #windsweptcliff #oceanview

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I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Ponytail
#middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday19 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #MyLittlePony #MyLittlePonyPonytail #PrincessLuna

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I'm back adding to my workload, taking on #Inktober with my awesome students. Today's Prompt #Scrape #middleschoolartteacher #middleschoolart #art #inktober2022 #inktoberday18 #inktoberprompts #inktoberchallenge #ice #snow #winter #ClearTheWindshield