Dale Rehus

Husband & father. I play golf when I'm not fishing.

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[U.S. Navy @USNavy]

⚓️Fair winds and following seas, Sir.

We have the watch. 🇺🇸

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@elonmusk I hope you compensated the third grader who designed it.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

The American people should take a moment and say a prayer of gratitude for Jimmy Carter. Whatever ails America, it still produces people like Jimmy Carter. Godspeed, Mr. President, on your last journey. May you have fair winds and following seas.

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@GadSaad You find Dylan annoying? I have no words.

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@cwebbonline @joncoopertweets Sorry, they don’t care.

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@highbrow_nobrow Idiot

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

If we raise taxes on billionaires, how are they going to afford to buy elections?

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@nut_history Patrick Kane by a long shot

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@chadmumm Did the JumboMax grip fitting app… got sized like JD said!

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

I try to live my life so that if I'm gunned down by an assassin, people don't say, "good!"

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

The fun part of watching this every day was not knowing if it was ever going to go in! Congrats!!!

[Bryson DeChambeau @brysondech]

What a journey

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

1-½ pounds of turkey per person is a 15 pound bird. Every store has them for .99 cents a pound. That leaves $43 for potatoes, stuffing, corn, cranberry and gravy. Easily doable.

[Jennifer Van Laar @jenvanlaar]

If anyone can pay for everything needed for a 10-person Thanksgiving dinner for $58.08, I want to see a picture of all of your groceries

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@elonmusk You’re a real pud!

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

I told a teenager today I used to get 10 CDs for a penny in the mail, and I'm not sure if she thinks I'm lying about what a CD was, what a penny is, or what the mail is or all three.

[Dale Rehus @dalerehus]

@ChefReactions Ugh!!!!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

People on both sides of the political spectrum need to listen to this. Please!

[TLALOC @maximize808]

Stephen King being kicked off Twitter for calling Elon “the First Lady” is peak fragile masculinity—imagine being the world’s richest man and still feeling dethroned by a single tweet. 💀 ☠️

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Watch this man BRILLIANTLY explain why Donald Trump's tariffs plan will be a complete DISASTER for hard-working Americans.

🚨This is EXCELLENT.
https://t.co/JtLXAm1qkJ