Not only is @KenPaxtonTX not doing his job as Texas AG, he can’t be bothered campaigning on the 4th of July (usually a big campaign day for most normal candidates-parades, speeches, hand shaking, etc) for the new job he wants as Senator - because his favorite job is partying with a mistress in a foreign country - only question is - on whose $$$ ?
And geez, note how quickly he tries to distance/dump the mistress when he realizes he’s caught? Creepy cad. Lucky for her no 🚌 nearby?
🚨 Republican Party Chairman Matthew Reilly was found passed out in his car with a crack pipe in his hand.
Police recovered crack cocaine. He has now resigned.
🚨 Republican councilman Riley Carter famously wore a "Make Pedophiles Afraid Again" hat.
He has now been sentenced to 46 years in prison for r*ping a little girl.
Word is that Mitch McConnell is brain dead and being kept alive by life support. As a Senator serving in public office, if he is incapacitated and cannot perform his duties, he needs to be replaced.
Swamp creature, Marco Rubio, is floating through the Reflecting Pool swamp that Trump created, and trying to save face so he can be a presidential candidate for 2028! 🤣 But damn, those criminal and illegal algae are just not cooperating or complying! It’s time to send in ICE for a shoot ‘em up and major algae deportation! 🤣😂🤣