Robs and The City

When people ask me what I'm doing with my life I'm just like seriously I'm just here for a laugh oh I'm also an aspiring stand up comic

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You know your destined to be a comedian when you get a whole 'old mans pub' taking about spitting or swallowing

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The thing I'm most worried about moving home before I go to Australia is the lack of 24 hour shops. What do I do when I need stuff at 3am!?

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When you print your appendixes and are crazy impressed with how thick they are! #dissertation can't wait to submit this bitch tomorrow

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I won't leave the house to get many things but I'll walk across town when I decide I have to have ice cream #idontevenlikeicecream

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Currently trying to keep my dissertation to the word count but struggling because your pure slaying it

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@alasdairfraser8 I would have kept it going but like his career the argument was cut short 😅😅😅

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Successfully met with my dissertation supervisor for the first time... Surprisingly he's happy with my work! Nae bad for a reprobate #slay

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@amchaleactor but my point remains why has he been given a radio show when he's famous for being a dick? What message does that send

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@amchaleactor he lied about being attacked. Not saying don't forgive him, but it is hardly deserving of a radio show

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When a 'celebrity' blocks you from viewing their Twitter feed because they can't argue against your point 😅😅😅😅

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@DanielMayGB ah sorry let me explain, that was a sarcastic comment about the lie you told to build your career https://t.co/z9qpYIfo9S

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@DanielMayGB That depends, can you deal with someone who won't let you have your way on your show without filing an invalid police report...

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@iamstewo coming from the worlds smallest hard man

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When you get an IPhone 6s Plus, and everyone said no to get it because "it will be too big to use" and it fits perfectly in your hand #slay

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I dance with my floppy hands

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