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[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Every member of Congress get $79 a day for meals.

The SNAP benefits they took away average $6 a day.

Let them live on that.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

The deadline to replace Mitch McConnell has officially expired.

This means he can officially be declared dead without political consequence.

Get ready.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

They would be alive today if 77 million imbeciles hadn’t voted for a pedophile.

[princess consuela bananahammock @daliaaaa__]

@elonmusk you’re a piece of shit.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but I do not support the $12 billion bailout for the farmers who overwhelmingly voted for their own demise. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and stop leeching off our taxpayer dollars.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’m tired of people acting like someone’s life matters less because they weren’t an American on paper. He spent 35 years here, raised three American children, and built his life in Houston. He was an American in every way that mattered.

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d unplug Mitch to charge my phone.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

since Trump is now referring to us as
“Dumb-ocrats,” i propose that we start calling his party “Rape-ublicans.”

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Before you tell people not to celebrate a death; Mitch McConnell blocked cancer research for 9/11 firefighters on three separate occasions.

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[princess consuela bananahammock @daliaaaa__]

@RepJackKimble 1868 you dumb fuck

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Republicans will look you dead in the eye and tell you we shouldn’t feed kids.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Turns out following science is … good for national security

[princess consuela bananahammock @daliaaaa__]

@RepMGP Yet you voted against women’s reproductive rights. You only give a shit now cause it’s happened to you 👋🏼

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app