Dalila♡

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[Dalila♡ @Dalilaesp5]

You can’t have your cake and eat it too!

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful

[patty bibi @pattybibi88]

When i'm yapping and they say "u already told me this"

[SD @siadaisy_]

i dont think french people realise how funny they are

[malakai @saintpatties]

me on french protest twitter

[gaut @0xgaut]

car insurance companies watching the roadster demo

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Police: Pull over.

Me:

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

[hm @sexxydecoy]

If i ever say “right right” its like this

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

was $7 in 2021 btw

[skand @binarySmith18]

you die a little every sunday evening when the clock strikes six

[ds00za @ds00za]

Law Roach is gonna buy it secretly and vault it until Zendaya and Spider-Man split.

[🏷️ @AntagoniZt_]

Once you stop taking pictures of yourself it’s a wrap 😂

[Prello @DPrello]

The guy who voted 23 times to deny Americans mandatory paid sick leave just returned back to work at the Senate after receiving 92 days of paid leave

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes James Talarico on his show after Trump's FCC censored the interview on television:

"We are bypassing the public airwaves and hosting this interview on YouTube, even though our government would clearly prefer that we not do it at all."