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a hippie with a digital chip on her shoulder

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@Momcozy4u “brerstfeeding” please fix this typo - it’s literally what you specialize in

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Grown up achievement unlocked: finished a bottle of salad dressing before it expired.

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Just signed up for an axe throwing league.

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So when do the cicadas come?

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We lost a lot of good men when iCloud rolled out.

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@KardinalO why are you not at the Akon show?! #disappointed

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So if there’s a Robert Plant and a Rob Zombie, is that where Plants vs Zombies came from? #LedZeppelin #robzombie #plantsvszombies

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The Smoggies and Muppet Babies are the same song. Fight me.

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@Ford oh hi. Please get a better way for rideside assistance on a long weekend than “maybe towing our car to a dealship and leaving our car outside locked gates until Tuesday”. Sincerely, your warranty.

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Taylor is the #meganmarkle of @loveislandusa

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How do y’all clean your bidets?

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My nephew calls HDMI “homomi” (ho-mum-my)

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Why is our country on fire?
And why is there a chicken war on TikTok?

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@travisbarker We wish!

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HOT TAKE: The normal Big Mac is far superior to the Chicken Big Mac.

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If you get butter and cream cheese on your bagel, you’re some kind of person.

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“You eat your Oreos raw?”

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RIP Stoned Wheat Thins. Even though I shouldn’t be eating you, you’re a top cracker contender 💔 #wheatthins

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PSA: when using gender neutral bathrooms, please put the seat back down. ❤️

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My socials are full of people eating seafood on NYE.