Dave

He/Him. How do I change the setting on this simulation we’re living in?

[Dave @dallabaugh27]

@internetanja

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[ෆ @bunnibluv]

my wildest sexual fantasy is someone missing me

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[3️⃣1️⃣ Savage @nothinnice69]

For my birthday I want an Andre Iguodola Group Econonics Miami vice jersey

[Dave @dallabaugh27]

@Mike_kim714 29.2

[goatofwallstreet.eth @GOATofWallSkree]

how long after sex is it appropriate to do a fantasy mock draft

[Beezy @UTxBeezykingwi]

He ain’t even have to go crazy like that, this was cold af

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[River Cracraft Fan Club @CracraftFan]

We need to retire the “Captain America” phrase if these are the two guys we are giving that nickname to

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Happy 4th of July!

[Dave @dallabaugh27]

@_NamelessGoon It’s a filter man you gotta go touch some grass or something get away from the screen

[Dave @dallabaugh27]

@IowaCubs @KingJames Can he pitch? If his right arm still works get his ass some work before he goes to the bigs

[Dave @dallabaugh27]

@KirkHerbstreit @NjTank99 Yeah but every relief pitcher wasn’t throwing 100 when those guys played. They would not be the same players if the pitching was back then what it was today