Eduardo Rodriguez

oh it's 5 AM already?

[Mark @markiplier]

I am in this picture

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Banana milk slaps so hard

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

No more touching grass boys, we are now touching biodiverse prairies

[the notorious ana @anatfln]

found anti grass memes

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

@koreanskater My bad bro

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Guy at the gym asked me if I was taking supps, got me blushing and shit 🤭👉👈

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Ayoo! What the FUCK?!?

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

My boss gave me his credit card to buy myself some boots. Is this what having a sugar daddy is like?

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Ex broke my heart and ruined my #SpotifyWrapped 😔

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Bro we're watching the chase scene from Fast Five and my mom manages to turn it into a lesson of believing in god because if there's ever 2 chargers dragging a 5 ton safe through the city he'll protect me

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

I wish I was good at piano already because I want to write something and I can hear it in my head but my hands cannot translate

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Just made a bomb ass breakfast taco and ate it in less than 2 minutes

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

I drink anti-freeze so that my ice stay drippin. 🥶Sheeesh 💪👈

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

@ValiantOGttv He's just like me 😌

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

At this point I think this is the only thing that'll fix my back

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Aight, how tf they get the piece of paper inside da egg?

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be alright.

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

You ever avoid sleep because you don't want to dream about when things were better?

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

I have 5 herniated discs and am in constant pain

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Call me rice Crispy cuz my joints Snap, Crackle, and Pop

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

Call me rice Crispy cuz my joints Snap, Crackle, and Pop

[Eduardo Rodriguez @dallama166]

You ever take a shit and yo dick get a lil jealous of how big it is?