Dallas ~

I am here yes hi hello 😎currently watching The Pitt😎 … oh and im 20

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take viagra call that a rental dick

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if you’re alive, you should not be having a biopic made about you, make a documentary no one will watch like a normal person

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rip mouth mcfadden you would have loved podcasting

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david schwimmer is evil in every universe except for this one

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@GoatsauceLMAO that’s not why i hate him but yeah that too

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ross geller is my least favorite character of all time in and piece of media ever

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horizon three game where she goes further east and discovers chicago and has deep dish pizza and a chicago style dog because not even a world ending event could rip those from our hands

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HERE’S TO NEVER SEEING BITCHES I HATE AGAIN AND PINING OVER THE GUY I LIKE

SO LONG BITCH I WONT MISS YOU

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MCDONALDS PLEASE BRING BACK ALL FAY BREAKFAST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST FOR A DAY

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I CANNOT STOP FUCKING THINKING ABOUT THE HOLDOVERS PLEASE GOD LET ME LOCK IN ON SCHOOLWORK

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the only good thing about mewing is that men are shutting their mouths

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history will call them close friends(im on episode two do not tell me if they kiss)

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@JessicaRuston you and the rest if the writers did a fantastic job! i’m forcing all of my friends ti watch geek girl!

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i want to talk about how wilbur from geek girl is so good at comforting harriet without infantilizing her, it shows how well the writers have done

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me looking at fantasy writers who created entire worlds with magic and dragons but people being nice to, and respecting women isn’t “realistic”…

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who tf names their twin songs erryk and arryk

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"fuck dignity, i want revenge" i hate aegon but he was so real for that

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i want someone to look at me the way i look at fireworks(i love fireworks)

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is it wrong for me to say that if Syd and Carmy don’t get together it’s queerbaiting #TheBear

[culture @notgwendalupe]

pride month is coming, here's a few lgbt moments in pop culture:

1) ryan evans swapping clothes with chad in high school musical 2