red wine papi👑

You can catch flies with honey but you can catch more honeys being fly

[red wine papi👑 @dallasglitter]

PSA TO BOYS: IF YOU ARE DATING/SLEEPING WITH ME YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME YOU LIKE “BIGGER GIRLS” I FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN ME

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

Me if i were a carebear

[dee @everpascal]

me getting thrown out of the gladiator 2 screening because i started barking every time pedro pascal showed up

[red wine papi👑 @dallasglitter]

@heyitskaitlinb Can’t relate

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[A L Y 🧢 @chaotic_m3ss]

s*x is a very intimate and sacred act. remember, your body is a temple, and you shouldn't be sharing it with anyone who won’t watch the jonas brothers 3D concert experience with you

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every government official over 70 should be required to drink this as a health test

[Ash @JonasDNCE]

Pop it, lock it, polka dot it

[⋆ Hayley Rae ⋆ @Hayleyx3jb]

😳

[the culture | magazine @galactamelanin]

me

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wonder if kylies italian greyhounds look at Timothy and assume he’s their biological father

[conner @connerlayne]

My new hobby is watching @nickjonas during CBTO. 😂

Just vibing & complaining about his in-ears & vibing.

@jonasbrothers #jonasbrothers

[yaz @yaz_jonai]

i’m in love with an unseasoned bland rotisserie chicken

[CARA MIA @prodmelaudme]

Girls don’t want pumpkin spice. Girls want Jonas Brothers tickets.

[kb @heyitskaitlinb]

happy trump mugshot day to those who celebrate!

[red wine papi👑 @dallasglitter]

Men are weird. Tf does “👀” mean.

[leah⁷ ⊙⊝⊜ @LeahEchelon]

imagine how confusing this is to fans who don’t know about it LOL! I love them 😂

[red wine papi👑 @dallasglitter]

Ok the last hour was so slow. I can’t deal with another 2 hours

[red wine papi👑 @dallasglitter]

Picked up third shift and I’d like to know why I’m not as tired as I thought I’d be halfway through my shift