dallas🌸

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Forced birth for rape victims but no IVF for families trying to get pregnant.
The Republican Party folks.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Elephant pretends to eat her hat but gives it back
https://t.co/GyQTif2rCF

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

[Uncle Ari @MazeDaMouth]

I have never come back from any holiday feeling relaxed, refreshed & reinvigorated to get back into work.

I come back with the taste of freedom, still fresh in my mouth, a renewed hatred for work, and a strong suspicion that this is not what I should be spending my life doing.

[dallas🌸 @dallashopee]

@larson37 This one never gets old for you eh

[dallas🌸 @dallashopee]

@ColeHowse Hahaha I never even thought about this till now

[dallas🌸 @dallashopee]

@haileyrayk Why tho

[dallas🌸 @dallashopee]

@haileyrayk I do 😳🥴

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what’s your emergency
Aries: I’m the most interesting person I know

[yosnier @Yosnier_]

last night's full moon in aries; the "hunters" moon (2021)

[Marcos Alvarado @marcosalvarado_]

Gratitude is the highest vibration. The more you appreciate , the more the universe gives you to appreciate.

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

y’all need aries season more then you know.. especially after that year we had

[L @lizzyallover]

Trump when he sees Melania scrolling on Twitter

[James @CaucasianJames]

5G is crazy every time i send a text my nipples tingle

[ANGEL🪽 @HIROANGELLL]

me applying lipgloss to wear under my mask 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

California: 3 more months of lockdown

Florida: Okay, we’ll bite....what IS coronavirus?