Baz

Here to rip jokes mostly.

[Baz @dallasripper]

@elonmusk A smell option would be ideal.

[Baz @dallasripper]

@karenfinerman But it’s Zuckerberg. Nobody’s trying to support him.

[Baz @dallasripper]

@DrHarryThomas Get verified, Doc. Anybody can make a twitter these days. Thanks for all ya do

[Baz @dallasripper]

@Wendys I’ve missed that spicy chicken sandwich. However if all the beverages in store aren’t available through @UberEats, I’ll continue enjoying #chicfila’s spicy chicken and waffle fries- adding to their $10B plus yearly sales. And utilizing their rewards program. #wendys

[Baz @dallasripper]

@lyft Get it together and stop with the notification asking to keep the app on in the background.
@uber did good on their app.. #notifications #lyft

[Baz @dallasripper]

👆👆#rosspark #concordmall

[Baz @dallasripper]

Tbh, sadly, I think the penalty for #massshootings should go back to public hanging. Enough is enough already. We can’t just keep having them go on. The penalty must be bolder.

#Houston #ArlingtonTX #Chattanooga #news

[Baz @dallasripper]

@Wendys why can’t all the fountain drinks be available for delivery? Coke products are garbage.

[Baz @dallasripper]

Don’t let the extra 20-30-60-etc cents they’re keep charging (after delivery) go unnoticed.

#UberEats #ScamAlert

[Baz @dallasripper]

@Stocktwits Strippers

[Baz @dallasripper]

If only #uber had chariot options

[Baz @dallasripper]

I’m at the bottom of a Wendy’s bag and its got nothing left. Nothing left for me. I’ve eaten it all.
#LateNight #poetry #sendhelp

[Baz @dallasripper]

@ProTheDoge Are you saying the moon is going to come on us?

[Baz @dallasripper]

@ProTheDoge Wait, the moon is coming to us? Am I high?

[Baz @dallasripper]

#referrizer you’re decreasing the value of the points by sending stupid deals on things I’ll never use. Do you even look at usage history? You are one lazy fuck.

[Baz @dallasripper]

Is there a shortage of the spinach and egg white wrap from Starbucks? What the fuck!!!

[Jordan Belfort @wolfofwallst]

If nothing else, invest in yourself. Invest in your dreams.

[Baz @dallasripper]

@Stocktwits It’s trash. A coupon tops.

[Baz @dallasripper]

@TOFIQFAZL That money should be awarded to investors as well. They need to have a baseline fine of a minimum of $10,000 per account. That might show them who the fuck runs the market.

[Baz @dallasripper]

#Bitcoin is the most overrated coupon.