Dal

a monkey on a space rock.

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limbic friction

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getting sick as an adult feels like a 3-day sentence to purgatory.

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Cowafugginbunga

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I have been introduced to Skip-Bo for the first time and when I tell you my screen time has never been this low

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when I randomly can’t find smt it always turns up under some unfolded laundry on the designated unfolded laundry furniture.

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A Knights Tale is by far my favorite movie of all time and the prime reason I am still not over Heath Ledger's death

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Is it too late to start my rally car racing career?

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the escape from the 9-5 isn’t one most even think of attempting and that’s insane

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cosmo and wanda

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shoutout to the neighbors who offered their eclipse glasses to us. people are great :)

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my favorite tweet

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Tradition

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I needed that.

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proud of myself

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been leaving the universe on read