Dal

mostly tweeting about my dog. hobby jogger. travel nurse. big chips & salsa girl.

[Dal @dallasteal]

I strive for this level of happiness.

[Dal @dallasteal]

My dad called me today requesting that I share my location, address, send him a list of emergency contacts with their numbers, the neighbors I know, & the hospital Im at with numbers for that as well.

His reasoning: “Because if you die there no one would even know.”

K thx dad.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

We’re back at the vet today. I asked the doctor if I could donate any of my organs to extend her life a little longer and he laughed like I was joking.

[Dal @dallasteal]

How does a young independent woman deal with a spider in her house?

She panics, puts a glass over it, and waits for it to die. Some may call this pathetic. I call it problem solving.

[Dal @dallasteal]

Phone calls with my grandma now include all the dangers I need to be aware of in a new place. Currently we have covered: hurricanes, shark attacks, mass flooding, men, sting rays, and the KKK.

[Dal @dallasteal]

I always knew running and vegetables were good for my body but I never realized just how important sweet potato fries, ice cream, and wine is for my mental health.

[Dal @dallasteal]

when my dog jumps up on the bed to cuddle I feel like im the cool mom and I selfishly hope he never grows out of this phase.

[kemma wolff @makemmac]

don’t put chips and salsa in front of me I have no self control

[Dal @dallasteal]

anyone else get attacked when they try to seranade their dog or is it just me?

[Dal @dallasteal]

Yes I did fill a bunch of easter eggs with assorted dog treats and hide them around the house for my dog to find this morning.
Yes I realize I may have a problem.

[Dal @dallasteal]

Today I fell so hard while running I actually stopped traffic. It’s fine. Just my blood... and dignity all over the sidewalk.

[Dal @dallasteal]

the second bogey sees my eyes open in the morning he shoves his furry face into my face and flops over for a belly rub and it’s probably my favorite part of the day.

[Dal @dallasteal]

always going for style points.

[Dal @dallasteal]

Well I had my third official golf lesson and the pro only mildly hates me for taking lessons purely because my dogs name is bogey but it’s fine I’m hitting the ball almost 80% of the time so that’s something.

[Dal @dallasteal]

Girl from Arizona: do you want to do a corn hole tournament today ya know just for fun?

Me from Minnesota: ok it’s called bags and we are playing to win.

[Dal @dallasteal]

just sent in his uber application.

[Dal @dallasteal]

actually me leaving the hospital after working three night shifts in a row.

[Dal @dallasteal]

for the first time in a long time I have no plan and a job that can take anywhere... might as well keep throwing myself wayyy out of my comfort zone and see where I land 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Dal @dallasteal]

since I refuse to kennel the dog when I go to work it’s essentially me bribing him with treats and new toys to not spitefully shit on the couch or chew up my shoes while I’m gone.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is fast asleep. but i jumped on their bed. and cuddled close. to remind them that i love them. because the nighttime is long. and i’m worried they might forget