crystal metheny

i’m a leo and I will not tolerate any leo SLANDER on my tl delete it fat

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

the ultimate betrayal scientifically speaking is understanding ur eyelashes are there to protect you and then having three fall in ur eye at once. sick.

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

My Pussy Is Bulimic

[🖱 @ripmadeleine]

some of y'all were raised in homes with those granite islands in the kitchen and it shows

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

Leo’s do this for free and without permission

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

to the group of Dallin’s the added me to this thread: what’s good brothers

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

Born To Die: The Pussy Frost Edition

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

i’m Sorry to Spill This Tea but being tacky is....tacky

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

i KNOW my girl @KaceyMusgraves is out here seeing every SINGLE one of these tweets and L I V I N G welcome to gay stan culture

[Tommy @Tommyornah]

@Dallinnn Omg you big Leo bully

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

@Tommyornah called out!

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

child....the ghetto!

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

i slept for two hours and cried laughing watching my coworker being gifted a potato with a 20 dollar bill in it as a secret santa gift fkkkskdkdks i have to scream

[Steve Morris @stevemorris__]

Map makers when they get to the bottom corner

[Mario @mtehuitz]

how to empty the restrooms in gay clubs:

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

the one notable difference between being 18 and 25 is the lack of consistent unplanned blackouts. they still happen but now they ain’t get the chance to creep up on a bitch. 7 years older 7 years wiser...now check that

[crystal metheny @Dallinnn]

@Chripotle

[𝓓𝓻 𝓗.𝓟. 𝓕𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓮 @DrFleece]

Anne of NicoleSmith

[𝓓𝓻 𝓗.𝓟. 𝓕𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓮 @DrFleece]

Grandma Got Mauled By Caribou doesn't sound as festive