dallas

[dallas @dalllyy23]

“Why are you crying? It’s just a show..”

The show:

[dallas @dalllyy23]

02-23-2023 interesting date to have a birthday

[sophia @charliyuri]

florence pugh bringing real movie star behavior back

[dallas @dalllyy23]

I am all for extended rear facing but I am not putting a 6 year old in a rear facing position.. I’m sorry I can’t do it lmao.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If I see even one of you on a trail in these.

[dallas @dalllyy23]

The whole family is sick again 🥹

[dallas @dalllyy23]

Fuck key west you have my heart

[dallas @dalllyy23]

- @JoshTonOfCrump

[dallas @dalllyy23]

Goblin cocks

[dallas @dalllyy23]

@chknuggetz Who is gonna tell her you can also get pregnant on birth control 🤡

[dallas @dalllyy23]

The conspiracy surrounding the derailments isn’t one, it’s just greed and laziness homie.

[dallas @dalllyy23]

Someone give me a lobotomy

[dallas @dalllyy23]

@Aye_Mamee Ooh I’ll have to try the tots!! I didn’t know they made those!!

[dallas @dalllyy23]

Are y’all kids eating veggies?? Because my kid would rather eat 4 bananas than even think about a vegetable 😅

[dallas @dalllyy23]

@Anna00Elizabeth Right! I had no idea haha

[dallas @dalllyy23]

I’ll be honest I didn’t know when Rihanna had her baby so I didn’t know if I was assuming that was just her postpartum body or she was in fact pregnant again lol.

[dav ♡ @davinnahoy]

Caesar really didn’t have to go that hard when he created a salad

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

someone else can have the other boot i only need one

[dallas @dalllyy23]

Found my old ds and thought I should get rid of this.. just found out it’s worth so much more than I anticipated LOL

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

Literally what happened…