Pressure_On_The_Fiscus

Life: The Biggest Troll

[Pressure_On_The_Fiscus @dalryce_g]

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[Victoria Nyanzi @victoria_nyanzi]

I’m convinced that everyone should take a big swing at some point in their life and experience what it’s like to truly go all in on a meaningful pursuit otherwise they grow bitter with age.

[Pressure_On_The_Fiscus @dalryce_g]

Dognado!!!

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Exactly! 😄

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[The Graced Olabisi @OlabisiZoey]

In pregnancy, your main goal is to stay alive honestly 🤣

[Msotra’s Finest @msotras_finest]

Ironic how the only institution that functions well in this country is the one that takes money from South Africans

[Brendan Booth @BrendanBooth_]

@OrevaZSN “Couldn’t put it down” - from what??

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Can we normalize putting summaries on the back of books again instead of reviews? I just genuinely want to know what the book is about before picking it up.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Does this Zebra know it has just ended a generational debate??

[𝕭. @BusisiweMotha_]

i just want Woolworths to know that God is watching them sell 4 of His avocados for R100 👍🏾

[neya 🌷 @lilybilysily]

you aren’t supposed to moisturize for others, it’s for your skin.

[Sassy Hobbit 🦋 @sassyhobbit]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but according to my toddler, there is a burglar who broke in, not to steal anything, but to pee in his bed. It definitely wasn't him. Be safe out there everyone.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

The secret to enjoying motherhood is MONEY. Babysitters. Nannies. Day trips. Spa trips. Weekend trips. Mama’s solo weekend…… MONEY😂

[Bᢉ𐭩𑣲 @bnswaaa]

Grace

[𝚃𝚢𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚊 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚓 @tylisaminaj_]

" yohh!! what the heck Rue, you still on coke? "

[Awash in dilemmas and deficiences @suebellaC]

It's always hilarious when the driver behind me is obviously annoyed because I'm constantly braking but they can't see what's happening in front of me so they overtake and end up in the same position.

Me in the car:

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

The British take the cake on this